klarenbeek

A woman who is so fat her neck has disappeared. Quite often a klarenbeek considers themself a sex symbol, however rather than giving pleasure a klarenbeek often gives sexually transmitted diseases.

Mike: Gee my cock is itchy and oozing.
Steve: Sounds like you have been with a klarenbeek.
Mike: Sure have, wanted to give her a pearl necklace but alas she had no neck so facial suffieced.
Steve: Baaaahaaaa

by Urban Tomato December 14, 2019

Klapged

Danish word; Variation of 'Klaphat'.
What you call someone, when they've done something dumb.

"Sikke en klapged!"
"Du er en klapged!"

by NearClouds October 25, 2020

Klarence

A very goodlooking man, also a loverboy, a klarence has big dick. Very strong.

Random person: oml bitcccch did. used klarence today
Random person2: yes gurlll he fine asf

by DeepIntelligent November 21, 2021

klaresa

sassy, classy, beautiful, intelligent female. People who befriend klaresa become better just for having met her, her smile is infectious. Every woman wants to be like her. This girl is the sweetest and has the best personality, every guy WANTS to get with an klaresa and basically you are lucky af to have an klaresa

Drake: is it klaresa?

The weeknd: yeah she fine as hell

by Ehmokay July 6, 2017

Klariemill Estrella

Klariemill Estrella is an endangered species that lives in the southern part of the philippines

Hey! did you see the Klariemill Estrella?

by coolgamer2848 September 26, 2021

klare

klares are very nice people and they are amazing friends but sometimes the side with tinky winky

Jake:"Hey do you know that girl klare."
Rebekah:"Yes she my best friend."

by klaus):) August 8, 2020

the klareesh

When you put the TV on very loud volume at 5 A.M. and then go to sleep. When you use your cell phone as a pillow. When you fall asleep on the floor more then you do on a bed. When all you talk about is camp and Wisconisn friends. When you NEVER do your school work. When you love chin straps. When your a fake Jets fan.

Last friday, I was coming home from a wild night at Wisconsin, and I pulled a Klareesh.

Instead of going to sleep now, I'll just do the Klareesh.

by Don Klariech November 17, 2006