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Klarance Soccer

The man responsible for creating the game of soccer. Back in the 17th century, an African American man named Klarance was playing with a ball. When asked what he was doing he replied "I dunno." So he was immediately shot. In his memory, the shooters decided to name the ball after Klarance's last name, thus creating what we know as today as soccer.
Guy 1: Hey we should get some cinnamon pop tarts.
Guy 2: Did you know that cinnamon pop tarts were Klarance Soccer's, the inventor of soccers, favorite food?
Guy 1: Why no I didn't, what useful infomation Geoffrey.
by klrsoccer October 5, 2008
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Klaire

In a nutshell, Klaire-Bear is so funny she can make herself laugh, though can be a bit too friendly when drunk but all in all; a nice gal. Those who truly know her, know she means well. ^ This other definition of "KLAIRE" ^ is clearly reserved for a certain someone that is not this type of Klaire.
Funny Crazy Intellectual Sassy Outspoken Etc Klaire
by ToopynBinoo September 19, 2012
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klarabel

The most amazing girl in the world😘 is klarabel❤ she is beutiful and has the most amazing smile ever!😍she is talented and loves cheeseballs😂
Klarabel is the best cheeseball ever!😂
by Your best friend mr.owl January 4, 2017
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Klara

Klara is the hottest girl on the planet. Nobody is like her!
She is smart, funny, loyal and good in bed
Every guy falls in love with her when they see her
Guy: Wow I think I'm in love with that girl over there, she is perfect
Other guy: I know it's Klara she is unbelievable
by dickdawg December 13, 2016
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Klara

She is a girl, who smiles everyday. It’s a Girl who is sensitive and a bit jealous. But she is also who listen all the time at you. She could sometimes feel quickly offended. She is small, but not too small. She has long brown shiny hair. She has much temperament. She is one of the most loving person and she likes hugs. Trust is very important to her. When you know her you found the best person to live your life.

A Girl like her is the prettiest girl you will ever know, in every kind. You can just love her.
Klara is a wonderful girl with much love in her heart, she has long brown hair and she will be really honestly to you.
by felicidadyesperanz October 24, 2017
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Kaira

Feminime version of the greek god Kairos. Usually very pretty, happy, and tall. Loves lots of people and will do anything for her friends and lover. She always takes the chance of opportunity.
That girl's name must be Kaira.
by Mittens+Teddy February 27, 2011
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Kaira

Kaira's are very smart, unusually observant and perceptive. Sometimes controlling but only for the greater good. They try to help people and better themselves. Definitely old souls.
She's so determined. Her name is obviously Kaira.
by Doves of love July 31, 2017
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