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Cottonmouth Kisses 

A book written by American Author, Clint Catalyst, which was released in the summer of 2000 through the San Francisco-based publisher Manic D Press. The book went into its second printing in 2007.
Cottonmouth Kisses is a wonderful book! You should read it.

Kisses His Own Ass 

When a man thinks he is more important then he is and brags over and over about his accomplishments, but no one will kiss his ass so he must kiss his own.
Tom is a great guy and he will be the first one to tell you - after he kisses his own ass.
Kisses His Own Ass by haha10 June 6, 2010

Bong kisses 

The watery backsplash from a small bong, or one which is overfilled, that hits your lips when inhaling vigorously.
Let's smoke out of my bong, its bigger than yours and I don't have to worry about bong kisses....
Bong kisses by samazon September 20, 2012

Love and Kisses From Arnav Kumar 

Love and Kisses From Arnav Kumar - One of the single greatest statements any human being can possibly utter. The scrumptious raw TALENT it requires to BE Arnav Kumar. Every single little ounce of appreciation you can give TO this respectful and truly amazing great man. So that one day you have the small, sliver, of a chance to be Loved and Kisses by THE Arnav Kumar. The Funny himself, the ultimate being within Talkky squad, the greatest specimen to ever exist on this planet, or any planet.
Ujal - "Master Sean is honestly so se-"

Coleman - "LOVE AND KISSES FROM ARNAV KUMAR"

And then we took off our shirts and kissed 

A phrase said after a statement or story to someone who is not paying attention to you. The point of this phrase is to catch the person off guard and make them confused. Best used after talking about you and someone other guy.
Mike- " Yeah dude did you hear about our wild night? Me and Butch went to the club and got into this giant fight with a couple of these pussies! "

Zach- Not paying attention.

Mike- " Yeah it was badass! And then we took off our shirts and kissed. "

Zach- " Uhh.. yeah man that's cool... wait, what?? "

Kismesis 

A hate soulmate.
A (healthy) kismesissitude is a fully consensual, well grounded, romantic relationship; but it equally compromises the emotions of love and hate.

The feelings of hate spring from a need and compelling desire to rival the other person, to try and have a sort of healthy competition through them without life that will build both of you up and strengthen you both.

Not everyone you hate or dislike is your kismesis. Feelings like this should be carefully examined and meditated upon. A kismesis is not just merely someone you hate, it is your hate soulmate. A kismesissitude isn't purely hate, as that would be REALLY fucking unhealthy for any relationship. There is an aspect, a very strong one, of love and gentleness involved too. When not bickering or trying to toughen each other up, kismesis pairs genuinely care for each other. Healthy couples will try to strengthen and give the other attention and acceptance, building each other up.

Often, kismesissitudes have a sexual element to them. On the other hand, the sexual aspect doesn't have to exist at all - just as with any relationship. There are also your more romantic moments with your kismesis. But, these tender moments aren't as common as they are in romantic relationships, or it wouldn't be a kismesissitude. The sparing amount of these moments is what makes the couple greatly appreciate and value them more.
"My kismesis stopped by the other day and we had it out; I totally kicked their sorry ass."
Kismesis by LemonadeRaid March 19, 2017