And then we took off our shirts and kissed

A phrase said after a statement or story to someone who is not paying attention to you. The point of this phrase is to catch the person off guard and make them confused. Best used after talking about you and someone other guy.

Mike- " Yeah dude did you hear about our wild night? Me and Butch went to the club and got into this giant fight with a couple of these pussies! "

Zach- Not paying attention.

Mike- " Yeah it was badass! And then we took off our shirts and kissed. "

Zach- " Uhh.. yeah man that's cool... wait, what?? "

by pyro7291 May 15, 2010

lone kisser

Someone who loves to have girlfriends but never plans on putting a ring on it anytime soon.

"High School", by Nicki Minaj ft Lil Wayne:
"I tell her make me some money, she tell me make her a wife
I tell her, "Bitch, you crazy."
Fuck wrong with you?
And excuse my french, but I'm a lone kisser"

by JustBreathe August 18, 2013

Blueberry Kisses

Having Oral Sex...and normally, while high.

Leah: Hey Jordan, wanna have sex tonight?!

Jordan: Yeah. Blueberry Kisses though...I wanna get high too.

Leah: k.

by xxloverntafighterdiilylahxx November 9, 2010

Kisses for Paisley

Only the best movie in the entire world, featuring Chad Pitt as Daniel Paisley, struggling to free the limbless nugget people from their cruel concentration camps.

"Hey have you seen Kisses for Paisley?"

"Yeah it's awesome! that's what Twilight is based off of, right?"

"Yeah, I love the nuggets!"

by I <3 KfP April 9, 2010

Neck Kisses

The super nice kisses but they happen on your neck. 10/10. Definitely will give you butterflies. Do this with caution, it will make you want more affection. This is similar to giving a hickey, but not stupid. They are quite wholesome and lovely. Would also recommend not biting your partner, that weird. So very weird.

Pro tip, don't curl up into a ball if you're receiving neck kisses, it tends to make the other party displeased.

"Yo, yesterday, I gave my girlfriend some neck kisses"
"wow dude thats very nice and wholesome, sounds enjoyable"

by cuddlebug42o May 15, 2020

Kitten Kisses

The Kitten kiss is when a person (of either gender) kisses someone ever so lightly on the tip of the nose. this can be shown as a cute romantic gesture between Lovers, or even between two friends.

"Aw! i love your Kitten kisses!"

by BabyDragoSlayer243 May 26, 2016

my mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it.

My mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn't stopped thinking about you since, well, before any kiss. And now the prospect of those kisses seems to wind me like when you slip on the stairs and one of the steps hits you in the middle of the back. The notion of them continuing for what is traditionally terrifying forever excites me to an unfamiliar degree

my mouth hasn't shut up about you since you kissed it. The idea that you may kiss it again is stuck in my brain, which hasn't stopped thinking about you since, well, before any kiss. And now the prospect of those kisses seems to wind me like when you slip on the stairs and one of the steps hits you in the middle of the back. The notion of them continuing for what is traditionally terrifying forever excites me to an unfamiliar degree

alex turners love letter to alexa chung

by jay turner lolz January 21, 2021