Kirk

Egotistical, smartass, honest, blunt, loyal, protective, proud, hard working, intelligent, hysterical , 'human-fireplace', dirty mind, creative pumpkin carver, quirky, playful, awsome friend.

"Don't mess with me, my family or my friends." - Kirk
"I firmly believe..." - Kirk

by Gonqgirl February 7, 2010

Kirk

A total studgod, masterful in everyway.

The women dream of being with Kirk.

The baseball star was a real Kirk.

The football player was trying to become a Kirk.

by Daveone September 7, 2008

Kirk

Kirk - kirked - kirking
Verb: To hit and/or seduce a woman/man/android/green woman/child/double with a cloudy self-assurance.

i.e.: Ohmahgawd! He totally Kirked her!

by SOAHHEERULEIKTHEM April 11, 2009

kirk

Scots english for church.

"Och it's the sabbath morn, better get ourselves off to kirk"

by black flag May 31, 2004

Kirk

The great King and Ruler loved by women and adored by children, envied by men for being so awesome and having a big unit and balls of steel.

I hope when I grow up I can be a Kirk.

The Kirk walked before them and they all bowed down to his greatness and kissed his butt.

All Hail Kirk, long live the Kirk.

by Daveone September 7, 2008

kirk

Verb (from Star Trek): To seduce or otherwise have sex with an alien babe. This can also be applied to other genders, but always denotes a measure of conquest on behalf of the party who is kirking the other.

It's hard to name a Sci-Fi male lead who hasn't kirked a bevy of multi-colored tail.

Captain James T. Kirk loves to kirk hot green babes.

by Ensign Redshirt January 12, 2008

Kirk

The best guy in the whole world, and if you're lucky he will jack your dibs. This is a very pleasant experience, and Kirk will always get the job done.

I love when Kirk jacks my dibs.

The best day in the world is when you get a little kirkin and dib jackin action.

by eschuetz April 19, 2010