kipper 

A word used by the Scots that is slang for idiot or fuck. The more you use the word the funnier it will be.

"Mate, I burnt your toast"
"You are a fucking kipper

kipper by costuntoro21 December 23, 2014

kipper 

A cigarette.

From the German slang for cigarette(s): Kippe(n)

Give me a kipper please mate.

Where are my kippers?

kipper by Sancho Panzer July 6, 2007

Kipper 

A member of the United Kingdom Independence Party (UKIP). I.e a bigoted, xenophobic rightwing loon who cares deeply about the cultural marxist anarcho-leninist joo EUSSR banning Christmas, bee-killing pesticides and the native English curvy cucumbers, and giving the mooslims human rights.

Kippers aren't welcome in Schotland, apparently.

David Cameron won't prosper by trying to outkip the Kippers (Guarniad headline)

Kipper by AnarchoLeninist June 8, 2013

kipper 

Someone who is in a bad mood, angry or stressed.

He's got a right kipper on.

kipper by W'action April 26, 2007

kipper 

adj greatly annoyed; out of patience;

He had a right kipper.

kipper by Act10n July 20, 2008

kipper 

to deface or mutilate oneself accidently through mis-adventure

I was drunk last night and tried to run up a wall and fell on my head and kippered my face

kipper by Harry White August 17, 2007

Kipper 

A short kid with a hunchback usually hailing from the land of Notre Dame. He likes his camouflage and is often caught shooting airsoft guns or taking little 2.4L 4 cylinder coupes with DOHC to the mudholes in the woods and getting them stuck beyond belief.

Holy shit dude, I saw a Kipper last night!

Dude he was slouching just like that Kipper from the movie.

Kipper by InvinsibleBear January 15, 2009