by AmandaLov3r August 29, 2008
The Loren Kimmel is a mixture of cola and lemonade. The preferred cola is Coke-a-Cola. The ideal mixture would be 50% cola, 50% lemonade. Which is poured first falls to the age old argument of the chicken or the egg, the cereal or the milk.....the lemonade or the coke.
After the waiter told me he was unable to make an Arnold Palmer due to them being out of ice tea, I requested a Loren Kimmel
by Lemon Milker December 11, 2016
When you've fallen for a prank i.e : kids I ate your Halloween candy or Mom, how do I cook a 25 pound turkey in the microwave?
by Liliz C. November 22, 2017
We all like Jimmy Kimmel because of it.
by D-Miles October 08, 2006
jimmy kimmel is a boss
by gravitybong February 15, 2011
by Tittylord69 February 26, 2019
A mysterious object, said to have been lost long ago. Nobody has ever seen it, not even Kimmel himself. Prevailing theories on the matter include his penis being absorbed back into his body to make his boobs bigger, getting lost under his stomach fat, and Kimmel eating it as a small child.
"What's that fleshy pink thing in the closet"
"I'm pretty sure that's Kimmel's penis"
"Should we give it to him?"
"Nah leave it there he doesn't use it"
"I'm pretty sure that's Kimmel's penis"
"Should we give it to him?"
"Nah leave it there he doesn't use it"
by Big Shlong Man April 08, 2022