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Kim Jong Il

Kim Jong Il is one of the worlds most dangerous men. He runs North Korea, which is home to a few concentration camps and prisons in which the people who are captured are tortured, forced to do manual labor, killed, and forced to fertilize the ground using their own defecation. Anyone who lives in North Korea is deprived of human rights, and is not allowed to leave.

Kim Jong Il is a megalomaniac who wants control over the entire planet. He is completely insane, and will do anything unexpected for the world to be afraid of him.

He has large rectangular glasses and a large hairdo. He enjoys wild parties and driving in expensive sport cars.

He is currently (2006) testing missiles to threaten the world- he believes that his missiles can reach California of the United States. He is treatening the United States and Japan directly, but truly he wants the entire planet's control.
Kim Jong Il is a maniac. I despise him.
by Anony.mous July 15, 2006
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Kim Jong Il: Awww Hans. You're breakin my balls Hans, you're breaking my balls!
by Crush31 December 18, 2005
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Kim Jong Il starved his own people. He gets all the imports for himself.

Kim Jong Il is a huge fan of Daffy Duck.
by chad April 8, 2005
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Kim Jong Il secretly likes George W Bush. Sexually.
by James February 24, 2005
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KIm Jong Il does not needs elections!
by VJS January 28, 2005
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Probably the most sickest dude on earth. The most illest of all of the flamboyant dictators.
Peter: Hey its Kim Jong Il

Barry: I think I am gonna spew

Peter: Nah, hold it in, he's iller than you.

Barry: Shut up prick

Peter: but he's the illest and sickest leader on earth .
by Diggler12 March 22, 2016
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gastro-intestinal distress brought on by the consumption of korean cuisine.
i don't know what they put in that Bibimbap last night, but i got such a case of the kim jong ills there was no living with me for a good 5 hours afterwards.
by the universal hand gesturer October 30, 2007
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