i'll kill you

"i'll fuck the shit out of you, and enjoy it."

Fundo: Hey lady. Can I bum a cigarette?
Fundita: I'll kill you.
Fundo: Really? Let me go grab a condom.

by authOOr August 23, 2006

i'll kill

a threat used by many a clam that doesnt specify whose soul they will actually kill. There are only four people known to have killed souls

Normal Person: "I'LL KILL"
Member of SCSS: " you never have and never will"

by Andrew Davenport December 27, 2008

I'll kill someone's kis if it doesn't

That's not up to you.

Hym "I'll kill someone's kis if it doesn't. You're not willing to trade. You can only waste eo much time pretending."

by Hym Iam August 17, 2025

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself

Suicide is not the answer.

I Guess I'll Just Kill Myself
No, everyone you know will miss you
You're right

by Bi poppi January 12, 2023