Kiefer

The act of a trump supporting bro-karen getting drunk and beating on their pregnant wife in public places.

I went over to Michael's house the other day, but we had to call the authorities when we saw a gal getting Kiefered in the alleyway. It was really embarrassing for everyone involved.

by Papa Troll June 26, 2021

Kiefer

Another word for when you assassinate a player in Halo for an instant kill.

"I just Kiefered the kid on the other team! OWNAGE!"

by Tizz Mizzle June 24, 2007

Kiefer

the name of an incredibly attractive punk. known to sport a mohawk. he gets all the girls.

Did you see kiefer today? All the girls were trying to get with him!

by mhmmmhmmmm February 08, 2010

Kiefers

slang word for 24-inch wheels. Reference to Kiefer Sutherland, and the action-drama, 24.

"'Round here, we be rollin' on Kiefers."
"'You ridin on Michael Jordans, and I'm ridin' on Kiefers."

by Lysander Minoza April 29, 2007

Kiefer

A Youge Jedi, also a true fan of Rookie who he bows down to. Billie Jean is his love

A true Sinister Lover

-Do you want to hang out with Kiefer?
-Chore Buddy

by Rookie69 May 17, 2021

Kiefer

Man-Beast of epic size and inventor of the insult 'your mum ain't all that and a bag of crisps' .Unbelievable racist. Laughs at men with no legs. Supplies the Worlds leading rug manufactures with hair for the softest carpets available on the market, as he produces exceptional amounts. Can be controlled by tickling the chin and/or guitar areas. Has fat-faced friend/partner in hair business.

Guy One: Woah, that guy looks like he is a guitar demon/racist.And the size of his friends face, it looks like watermelons were stapled to both his cheeks. And they are both so hairy!

Guy Two: What a Kiefer!

Caitlin: Pie..

Mr Tim: Pieeeeeeeeeeeeee...

by HeartMrTim August 30, 2008

Kiefer

Flipping a large vehichle 180 degrees ending in a crash, usually with a car, boat, or skateboard. Often a result of reckless driving.

Dude dude you see that? He totally just Kiefered his car.

by Dirknath January 08, 2009