no kidding

Sentence mostly used to show surprise. However, it can also be used to show impatience.

Surprise:
John: Guess what! I'll get a Xbox 360 tomorrow!
Joey: No kidding! You'll invite me over to play, won't you?

Impatience:
John: Guess what! I'll get a Xbox 360 tomorrow!
Joey: No kidding... You already told me that like 1000 times.

by JamesT-Z May 23, 2008

just kidding unless

When you say something as a joke and say just kidding but lowkey mean it

"What if we kissed rn?" Lol just kidding unless" -guy/girl that probably likes you

by Senpaiempty January 28, 2020

Just kidding!

Used by someone as a way to soften a direct insult by saying it was just a joke, although the person doing the insulting still means the insult after the Just kidding! has been said.

Reggie: "Bob, you're such an asshole!"
Bob: "What?"
Reggie: "Just kidding!"
Bob: "Oh, ok."

Bob now doesn't feel he's been insulted, because he was told that it was a joke, but Reggie still means what he said.

by narhi September 20, 2005

just kidding... but seriously

When someone says something that they want to admit but not really but they still think it and they kind of want you to know that they are serious

Freddie: dude that girl is hott... I want to hit that shit
Chris: dude that's my sister
Freddie: I'm just kidding... but seriously

by Chirs Irving October 17, 2006

Just Kidding. You fail.

Usually added at the end of a praise to make someone feel even worse when you put them down.

22:43 - Kon: Aren't you happy that I gave you it? :(
22:43 - Krabman: Yes! :D
22:43 - Kon: XD
22:43 - Krabman: Just kidding. You fail.

by NatsukiKonaKon January 16, 2010

Kiddo

Someone who shouldn't be on this site.

Dad: Hey kiddo, whatcha doing?
Kiddo: Reading urban dictionary definitions. Hey, have you and mommy ever done a bukkake?

by JakeRyan277 February 26, 2015

kiddens

What you call you cat's kittens when you never had your owns kids

My kiddens sleep for two hours after dinner, but then they chase each other all around the house and play fight

by Guns for Jesus October 21, 2017