roundhouse kick to the face 

a technique used by karate experts like Chuck Norris, Stephen Segal and Barry Gleeson to knock out anything that has a heartbeat

.....see that bouncer over there, I know if I had to I could go over there and roundhouse kick to the face!

do you want a roundhouse kick to the face

roundhouse kick to the face by ikethefiend October 28, 2010

Old enough to kick your ass 

What some teens say when an older person asks how old they are.

How old are you?
Old enough to kick your ass.

Old enough to kick your ass by Judge dredd7 October 20, 2011

Quick-to-kick-a-bitch 

A term used to describe a tribe of women who have performed actions that were less than satisfactory.

Penny: I tried to clean the house.
Jeff: Look woman you gonna have to join the tribe!
Penny: What tribe?
Jeff as he kicks her shins: The Quick-to-kick-a-bitch!

Quick-to-kick-a-bitch by Ima gayfish May 1, 2010

don't fake it to kick it

you don't have to lie or act like you are someone else to hang out with me or be my friend

guy 1: I just got back from climbing Mt. Everest. What a high!
guy 2: Me too. I'm surprised I didn't see you there!
guy 1: don't fake it to kick it! I hang with losers, just not liars!

don't fake it to kick it by Dawnelle June 23, 2008

to kick outside of one's coverage  

To undertake an overly ambitious action that seems beyond one's capabilities.

An expression analogous to "his reach exceeds his grasp."

Etymology: From American football.

My girlfriend's way hotter than me. I'm totally kicking outside of my coverage.

To kick outside of one's coverage is a noble but often futile undertaking.

to kick outside of one's coverage by Jones McJones February 13, 2009

Kick To Groin 

When your in a good mood and then something quick happens and than your in a bad mood.

I was makin out with my hot girlfriend.I got to science my teacher gave me an F. It was a Kick to the Groin.

Kick To Groin by Peeboy June 27, 2003

tell your girl to kick rocks 

get lost Used to tell a male that his girlfriend isn't worth his time; they should break up

Mike, you know Ali is not worth your time, tell your girl to kick rocks

tell your girl to kick rocks by Bebebluff stuff December 27, 2007