National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day

Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.

Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.

Dad: What?

Son: I said I can kick you a**.

Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"

by Sixcircles November 16, 2024

kick a man when he's down

(v.) To kick a man when he's down is to attack at the persons weakest moment. It defies the gentlemanly code of ethics, and does detract from reputation. Used literally or figuratively, it still has pretty much the same meaning.

I never kick a man when he'd down; stamping on his head is easier!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

To kick her / his / it's backdoor off its hinges

this describes a scutting so brutal in the doggystyle position that the severity of this act could be compared to an LAPD swat team beating down the backdoor of a house that contained very bad people

I'd like to kick her / his / it's backdoor off its hinges
I'd like to kick her / his / it's backdoor RIGHT off its hinges

by Markdkny May 23, 2007

to kick outside of one's coverage

To undertake an overly ambitious action that seems beyond one's capabilities.

An expression analogous to "his reach exceeds his grasp."

Etymology: From American football.

My girlfriend's way hotter than me. I'm totally kicking outside of my coverage.

To kick outside of one's coverage is a noble but often futile undertaking.

by Jones McJones February 13, 2009

A kick in the Kellogg's

When somebody is brutally honest or mean regarding something you are sensitive about, and you get your feelings hurt:

e.g.1: They made fun of my accent. I pretended to be part of the fun but it was a kick in the Kellogg's.

e.g.2: Boy-oh-boy, the teacher really kicked me right in the Kellogg's when she said that I can't sing.

by Geekybully May 30, 2016

I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.

I don't kick sideways; I kick forward is a meaningless answer Nikki Haley used continuously when asked to differentiate herself from her former boss Donald Trump during her presidential announcement press junkets.

This statement has no meaning and is a complete evasion of questions that were directly asked. The next time my wife asks me which one of her friends in the most attractive I’m going to say:

“I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward”.

It almost sounds like you are glibly answering the question.

Almost.

This is how you use “ I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.” as a conversational tactic:

Wife: Which one of my friends do you find the most attractive.

Husband: I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 16, 2023

Kick start fart

it is when you cant piss unless you fart,
also known as the awkward fart in public toilets

i couldn't piss so i gave it the old kick start fart

by poonslayer06621 October 16, 2010