keester parade

a parade of CHICKS with great booties

Man this stretch of beach has so many built chicks, it's a regular KEESTER PARADE

by RUNWAY August 10, 2009

keester check

Storing (usually illicit) items inside your rectal cavity in order to get them through airport security.

Dude, how are you gonna get that blow through security?
Don't worry, I'll keester check it.

by meesterkeester December 29, 2010

chelmsford keester

a variety of meat that's butchered exclusively in the merrimack valley originating from the zebra species native to the intersection of butt hinge road and knob hill drive in chelmsford, ma. boston butt refers to pork shoulder whereas chelmsford keester refers to a literal zebra's ass. go figure

*at star market* "hey man do you have any boston butt?"
"nah man we're fresh out of boston butt butt we just got stocked up on chelmsford keester}"
"aw yeah kid we're having a family barbecue that'd be perfect"

by reggieXray May 20, 2020

Keester

a christian that only goes to church on Christmas and Easter

We have to get to church early on Christmas to get seats or all the Keesters will get them.

by not a keester January 13, 2008

keester it

to forcibly insert into rectum in order to conceal.

John hurry up and keester it, before customs get here!

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

Keester

anus pie chode with a poop angus

the keester was very very smelly

by keester beans August 11, 2003

Keester

It means you eat a mans ass out.

Man you keester.
Did you keester with that man?

by Tit nipple August 19, 2018