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The Kaluha Mudslide Surprise

When a girl is eating out your ass and you purposely begin to deficate, and then yell "Surprise!!!"
Bradley decided he was going to break it off with Kammy, but before he broke the news he pulled off the Kaluha mudslide surprise...that dirty bastard.
by Stevie Y April 13, 2006
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khalda

khalda is beautiful
by mahwish12305552 September 30, 2012
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DJ Khaled

Someone who always seems to be around but never actually does anything. A DJ Khaled will always be there to use you for his own needs, but when it comes time for him to help you out he is nowhere to be found. You'll know if you're hanging around a DJ Khaled, because he'll start saying things like "we the best" and "we takin' over" all while he really isn't the best at anything. DJ Khaled's often have no real skill, but instead profit off of others and "advise."
1. Tom: Isn't it funny how John is always tagging along with our group, sitting in our study sessions and eating, but he never actually does any work? He's always with us, asking for money, putting his name on all our group assignments, eating our food, but if there's a problem he'd be the last one to help out or offer up any solutions.
Bill: Yeah I know, John is a DJ Khaled.

2.
Brad: Alright, now Sean, you write the song. Bill, you make the beat. Jim, you go get me some coffee. Josh, you shoot a video. Brian, you get Drake on the hook.
Sean: while we're doing all of this, what will you be doing Brad?
Brad: Oh, I'll be advising, making sure everything goes smooth and turns out right in the end. I need to make sure that we have the best possible product that we possibly can. See, I pride myself in being amazing, because we the best! I have the keys to success, and I have the best team who is going to take over all the ghettos around the world! You so smawt, you so loyal! Don't ever go against the hand that feeds you!
Josh: Brad, shut up you DJ Khaled! You just want to use us for your own personal gain without actually doing anything! Why should we be loyal to you? So you can make money off of us without actually having to do anything yourself? I don't think so!
by Icy Wyte January 7, 2018
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khaledannon

rich nigga cashin out cuh no lie cash everywhere cuh bollywood star.. rich steve minceraft niga
famous bollywood youtuba' โ˜๐Ÿผโ˜๐Ÿผโ˜๐Ÿผโ˜๐Ÿผโ˜๐Ÿผโ˜๐Ÿผ real nigga known in bollywoodโ˜โ˜โ˜โ˜โ˜โ˜
real nigga khaledannon ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒโ˜โ˜โ˜โ˜โ˜โ˜โ˜โ˜โ˜
by khaledannon October 21, 2020
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kalunkadunk

the act in which one needs to make an elegant bowel movement.
"Hey! Kenny's going to be late, he's going to take a quick kalunkadunk"
by WhosTheAsianKid June 20, 2019
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Khale The Divine

Ayo, Kyle! Look at Khale The Divine over there!
by BlurgxKrod January 17, 2021
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Mrs. Khaled

The most wonderful teacher in the world -Landon corbett
by Landon corbett May 11, 2022
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