khaled

a very big geek.
one who generally is irritable for no apparent reason and hates 16 year old females for god knows what reason. a khaled is someone who loves school way too much because he has no friends and no one likes him.

look at that kid with his nose buried in his chemistry book.he must be a khaled.

by fatima898 January 30, 2009

khaled

a shout out to all gay cunts in the world to fuck off from this guy full of success.DONT BE A DICK BE DJ KHALED.ASWELL ASWELL AS ALL YOU ASHOLES

KHALED IS AWSOWEME

by clash king March 26, 2017

khaled

a guy with a huge dick, he is an outgoing person who gets all the girls, his dick is the size of Dj Khaled's belly

That guys a Khaled, look at that dick

by k11myth December 13, 2018

Khaled

Isis Member

Mom- "Khaled how was work today?"
Khaled- "I Hijacked Two Planes FOR ISIS"

by Khaled Is A Homo March 27, 2019

Khaled

A retarded person. Usually with a little psychological craziness but a cool person. Usually plays video games even though they are trash at it.

Hey Khaled can you play fortnite with me?
Khaled sure I’m the best player in the world!

*5 secs later*

How tf did you die in the lobby? Did you seriously eliminate your self? Why tf did you just try to snipe a person with a shotgun? Why tf do you not know how to edit?

Khaled: I have a new back bling Yay! Oh sorry what were you saying?

by Duckyfy21 August 12, 2019

Khaled

He is a Khaled fucking salad also known as malalas bro yo!!!

"Hey Khaled!! I only know you because of yo sis Malala"

by Horrible twerker January 2, 2016

Khaled

When you are sent told or given the same thing twice or with a different variant a.k.a another one

(person 1) "Man I get like 5 Grumpy Cat memes a day from my grandma!"

(Person 2) " I feel your pain bro! I still get Khaled by my grandma with Lolcats"

by listy81 December 1, 2017