(n) (sometimes "curb") New Zealand/Australian term for someone (usually a student) who trawls the streets the night before a kerb-side Council cleanup of household goods, looking for anything they might find useful or valuable before it's disposed of the following morning.
I put my old stained mattress and broken gas heater out on the footpath only 10 minutes ago, and already the Kerb Burglars have grabbed them
by KiwiWordsmith June 9, 2013
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NASA boss: So why would I hire you for this job?
You: I play Kerbal Space Program
NASA boss: *Startled voice* Of course, right this way!
You: I play Kerbal Space Program
NASA boss: *Startled voice* Of course, right this way!
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The act of being so incomprehensibly high that one loses all sense of reality and the world blends to create a singularity. Typically used to describe the feeling after a bong rip when you take a step into another dimension. One of the more extreme words that come after the prefix "ker-" (I.e kerklanked and kerblazed)
After Jimmy took the bong rip, he entered a state of being kerblasted and lost all sense of reality. He woke up 5 hours later in a dumpster in New York City. He lives in Hawaii.
by Slimjakie October 26, 2016
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by Lalisaaa June 8, 2021
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Kerbal Space Program in a nutshell...
Kerbal #1: Hey, what if our ship exploded mid-flight?
Kerbal #2: Don't worry, it was well designed.
Narrator: It was not well designed...
Ship: *explodes mid-flight*
Kerbal #1: Hey, what if our ship exploded mid-flight?
Kerbal #2: Don't worry, it was well designed.
Narrator: It was not well designed...
Ship: *explodes mid-flight*
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by kerbobblers October 26, 2011
Get the KERBOBBLERS mug.Someone who resembles the shape and personality of a thumb. A Knerb is also a troglodyte like being who has a very simple and round, thumb like façade. Tend to be quiet and hermit-like.
Look at Bill, he hasn't gone outside for days and he looks like a damn Knerb!
Fargin doesn't have any friends and has turned into a Knerb!
Come out with us Clyde, quit being a Knerb.
Fargin doesn't have any friends and has turned into a Knerb!
Come out with us Clyde, quit being a Knerb.
by Slavic Slush July 4, 2016
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