kEystoneHarmony

The act of drinking Keystone beer while searching for true-love on eHarmony-hence the name, "kEystoneHarmony"

Ben was lonely on a saturday evening as usual, kEystoneHarmony filled his social-needs of connecting with women without having to leave his mothers basement at 30 years old.

by purpdrank85 September 30, 2009

Keystolope

The famed orange keystone beer that is very very rare to find in packs of Keystone Light. You are part of an elite group if you find it.

DUDE! After twenty 30 bombs i finally found the keystolope! My life is complete.

by The Bros. March 28, 2009

Kekistan

Holy Land of the frog people. Praise Kek. REEEEEEEEEEEE

You may go to heaven and I will go to Kekistan.

by kekistanipraisekek May 9, 2017

Keistering

To hide or smuggle items in ones anus

Goodman figured keistering the dildo would be just the trick to avoid detection by store security

by KC Is A Knob Gobbler April 21, 2009

keystone cops

The term is to be used to criticize a group for its mistakes, particularly if the mistakes happened after a great deal of energy and activity, or if there was a lack of coordination among the members of the group.

There are a lot of Keystone Cops running around in this project.

by Wuchun Shen September 21, 2005

Keystone Knight

A man or woman, most commonly a man, who drinks a large amount of Keystone Light, and is often much better at drinking games after consuming said beer.

Christ man, did you see Kevin last night? He drank at least a 30 pack of Keystone last night and won every game of pong that he played. Dude's a Keystone Knight.

by Gl0ckt0pus March 16, 2009

Keystone Pipeline

An innovation for the delivery of cheap, flavorless beer to parties.

Did you hear about the protests of the Keystone Pipeline? I assume it's because they want us to provide premium kegs at the party.

by BenJoviUSA April 2, 2014