kerpwned

invented by Josh S. Everard, this is the uber-ist state of pwnege that can be attained. Ever. No matter what. Should only be used by members of Gangreen.

Josh walked into a room and instantly, everyone was kerpwned by the mere presence of him.
Stacy tripped down the stairs, then crashed into a door, before breaking an extremely expensive piece of furnature. KERPWNEGE

by Katie Hall October 11, 2006

kerpowerful

When something is so powerful, it hits you hard, making a "kerpowie" sound like in Batman comics.

Obama's victory speech was really kerpowerful; that guy really knows how to reach an audience!

by maddycamm December 18, 2008

kerpossibly

Kerpossibly. See: Kerpossibly.

Joe: Kerpossibly.
You: What?

by Leif K-Brooks December 29, 2007

Kernow.

1) A hapless victim of speaker driven violence.
2) An enthusiastic member of British society and long-time xbox fanboy.
3) Grandma's arthritis pains.

Kernow helped an old lady across the street and went to play some Halo 2 like he does every day.

by Tung Fu Rue December 16, 2004

Kernow

Kernow, a.k.a. MAINSTREAMER
bitch cunt bastard arse fag gay

You're starting to act like a Kernow, you know?

by kernow December 17, 2004

Kernow

A place in England in the very south west corner, last place on earth. Awesome for surfing and hot chicks. Kernow is renowned for making excellent pasties.

Bob: Where you off blud?
Lawrence: Arrr im off to Kernow blud, KERPLOW!!!

by DiamondWeapon February 13, 2006

kernowwinkle

A Kernowwinkle is a Cornish person who usually spends the winters building websites and the summers hunting Stinkywinkles.

As we know stinkywinkles are frequently found near Perrywinkles which is unfortunate as Perrywinkles have very bad personal hygiene habits and smell bad.

Kernowwinkles talking in the Harbourside Inn. >
After the pub lets go Stinkywinkle hunting but don't forget your gas masks coz there are bound to be Perrywinkles about too.

by pjuk January 13, 2010