Kerke

Perfection, a great man that wanks a lot. He is known for many things. Kerke is known for breaking ankles, pulling up from beyond 30 feet, making amazing music, wanking everywhere and anytime, asking weird questions that makes you uncomfortable and goes on a sugar rush.

Stop trying to beat your meat 12 times a day, you ain't Kerke.

by Kerke June 10, 2020

kerkie

is a rather rare small creature who likes to lay in the sun but will run away from loud noises. Cute, but bites.

the kerkie is a cool thing

by smellystinky April 17, 2007

Kerkyra

A Kerkyra is usually a loving and amazing lesbian. They are often chavs so are afraid to show their love, but friends find it out soon enough.

I heard Kerkyra is straight for Chris

by Kerkyras biggest fan August 31, 2018

kerkaporta

a backdoor which makes someone feel nervous. No one knows where or exact spot it exists but it could be somewhere that would remain unintentionally opened

Is it your sneaky little kerkaporta which will sometimes destroy you?

by yotxi October 17, 2022

Kerkhoven

Someone who really needs to watch herself that she doesn't get hurt! :S Luv you!

"There's that crazy Kerkhoven!"

by You should know. October 9, 2003

kerkish

childish and by no means serious

Never believe that kerkish asshole!

by drgndngrs October 27, 2009

kerkula

A man that is so laid back you have to check to see that they have a pulse, but touch his stuff and you'll be killed in the face with murder!

"Hey Anthony, where did you get that black eye?"
"I saw this coat lying around and picked it up and this guy just kerkula'd me"

"911, whats your emergency"
"A man has been sitting outside all day and hasnt moved, I dont know if he is dead or just kerkula"

by ledude November 21, 2014