Kensington

Kensington is an amazing person. She is always there for you whenever you need her. She seems extremely nice and very collected but once you get to know her you will find out that she is an emotional wreck and has a lot to say about others. She is beautiful but doesn't realize it. She has long brown hair and blue eyes. She has freckles, braces and glasses. She also has a nice booty but hates it when boys comment on it.

1. Who's that

2. That's Kensington

1. She has a nice ass

I love Kensington's so nice

by Nike - just do it!!! February 2, 2019

Kensington

Zombie land. The place is filled with crackheads so if you thinking about visiting, dont.

Person 1: Where you bout to go?
Person 2: Kensington

Person 1: Stay home dumbass

by KayDaDemon May 29, 2022

Kensington

Kensington is really great. She brings people snacks and respects their snack a licious privacies and when you’re sick she’ll bring you takis . She’ll let you eat as much as you want but not if your name is Eden , she won’t let that happen. Only if your name is Nicole, she also is in love with Eden they are happily married somewhere in the city living their dream glorious homeless life.

Dude 1 : yo I’m sick and hungry

Dude 2: GO TO KENSINGTON SHE HAS TAKISSSSS
Dude 1: YAYAYAYAYYAYA

by ROOFROOF3000 November 10, 2022

kensington curbstomp

A violent practice originating from the gangs in Kensington. The procedure is carried out by forcing the victim to open their mouth and "bite the curb". The victim is then kicked repeatedly in the back of the head until the lower jaw separates from the skull. This practice usually results in deadly blood loss.

"I heard Phil got the Kensington curbstomp when he fucked with some kids on his way home. They said his teeth were embedded in the sidewalk"

by klas August 30, 2006

Kensington shrimp

cheese curls; cheese puffs that have that "shrimp-like" curl to them

Ma: Why the fuck is the remote control all orange and greasy!?!?

Me: Don't look at me, Ma! Ray was the one eating the Kensington shrimp earlier.

by killadelphi October 20, 2008

Kensington yoga

When a junkie is on the train or bus or sitting or standing anywhere in general and are so high off the shits they never fall when they are dipping out from the high putting them in a deep concentration of Kensington yoga

Yo bro look at that junk box doing Kensington yoga on the mail box those fuckers never fall

by The boy who knows all June 29, 2016

Kensington Aldridge Academy

A school located in West-London- commonly known as the school in the shadow of Grenfell tower. The headteacher is David Benson, a lovely gap-toothed chap. :). This school is definitely not full of roadmen and skets.

Person 1: I go Kensington Aldridge Academy.
Person 2: In that case, inabit.

by Sartorius Jacob. October 30, 2019