The Kenny McCormick Effect

The theory that somwhere, somehow, a Kenny McCormick around the world is getting killed or dying.

Someone named Kenny McCormick: Help me! I'm dying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMGWTFBBQ!!!

Random douchebag that doesn't stop to help: ANd that, my friends, is The Kenny McCormick Effect!

by MMMMMMMMTOASt July 13, 2010

Kenny McCormick

A South Park character almost as perverted as Chef. He is one of the four main boys, along with Stan, Kyle, and Cartman - Kenny is the residential poor kid, consistently clothed, concealed, and muffled by an orange parka, whose experience with sex is only surpassed by his experience with death.

Visible in select episodes without his orange parka - most notably in the movie. Has messy blond hair. The best-looking of the South Park boys. Voiced by Matt Stone.

Kenny McCormick: M mm mm! Mmm mffm mfmf mm m- MMM MMMF!
(I want her! Maybe I'll finger her and- OH NOOO!!!)

*Kenny is flattened by Mariah Carey's breasts*

Stan: Oh my God! She killed Kenny!

Kyle: You bastard!!!

by Silver415 December 19, 2009

Kenny Killer

Noun. A bastard. The phrase kenny killer originates from the show South Park. In every episode the character Kenny is killed and Kyle calls his assailant a bastard.

1.Stan: You killed Kenny.

Kyle: YOU BASTARD!
2.You: I think the new Cartoon Network is great.

Me: You Kenny Killer!

by Enigmatic Intentions June 3, 2010

kenny chen

He is a very good friend who search innaporprite thing in class, and his girlfriend is 猪猪

kenny chen sucks

by anonymous October 23, 2018

Kennyfest

v. partying till one experiences reverse peristalsis

Dude, bro. I totally Kennyfested last night. My beard smells like bile.

by mrgrotto November 27, 2012

kennadi

A girl who some how manges to be everyone's best friend. She's gorgeous on Camera and in person. She always in style and not to mention has a nice rack. You definitly want to befriend this chick she'll make your life worth wild

Omg Kennadi is so perfect just standing there...ugh why can't I be her

by Lana Soccer Lover November 29, 2014

Keynesian Kenyan

Birther nickname for Barack Obama

Shit! This milk is like $3.50 a gallon. Screw the Keynesian Kenyan.

by The Reverend McCready May 20, 2011