The Kenny McCormick Effect

The theory that somwhere, somehow, a Kenny McCormick around the world is getting killed or dying.

Someone named Kenny McCormick: Help me! I'm dying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMGWTFBBQ!!!

Random douchebag that doesn't stop to help: ANd that, my friends, is The Kenny McCormick Effect!

by MMMMMMMMTOASt July 13, 2010

Kenny McCormick

A South Park character almost as perverted as Chef. He is one of the four main boys, along with Stan, Kyle, and Cartman - Kenny is the residential poor kid, consistently clothed, concealed, and muffled by an orange parka, whose experience with sex is only surpassed by his experience with death.

Visible in select episodes without his orange parka - most notably in the movie. Has messy blond hair. The best-looking of the South Park boys. Voiced by Matt Stone.

Kenny McCormick: M mm mm! Mmm mffm mfmf mm m- MMM MMMF!
(I want her! Maybe I'll finger her and- OH NOOO!!!)

*Kenny is flattened by Mariah Carey's breasts*

Stan: Oh my God! She killed Kenny!

Kyle: You bastard!!!

by Silver415 December 19, 2009

Kenny Killer

Noun. A bastard. The phrase kenny killer originates from the show South Park. In every episode the character Kenny is killed and Kyle calls his assailant a bastard.

1.Stan: You killed Kenny.

Kyle: YOU BASTARD!
2.You: I think the new Cartoon Network is great.

Me: You Kenny Killer!

by Enigmatic Intentions June 3, 2010

kenny chen

He is a very good friend who search innaporprite thing in class, and his girlfriend is 猪猪

kenny chen sucks

by anonymous October 23, 2018

Kennyfest

v. partying till one experiences reverse peristalsis

Dude, bro. I totally Kennyfested last night. My beard smells like bile.

by mrgrotto November 27, 2012

Kendyl

One incredible girl, she will fight for what’s right no matter the consequences. She’s a dreamer, she’ll beg for any chance to get to go out and live her dream. Piles of problems lay down on her and she will start to break down, but she’s made so many good friends to help her back on her feet. Yes of course she’ll lie, yet it’s for a good reason. Most of the time she’ll be honest. She’ll help anyone with the will of good cause and a golden heart. She’s also a fighter, so don’t mess with her. She’ll take you down anytime but she’s truly a sweetheart and tries to fight for what’s right. So many problems, she has so many problems in her life but she tries to smile through it. She’s truly breaking down and at least has tried to run or kill herself once and while but she bottles up her feelings just to make others happy.

I swear she’s trying to kill us
Don’t worry, Kendyl’s trying to protect us.

by No name 101 April 23, 2018

Keynesian Kenyan

Birther nickname for Barack Obama

Shit! This milk is like $3.50 a gallon. Screw the Keynesian Kenyan.

by The Reverend McCready May 20, 2011