ken

Dead beat dad who only worries about how many times a woman tells him she's pregnant and how many kids he can deny.

He ken not be a good father to a denied child.

by wasn't me January 23, 2007

ken ken

dumbass puzzles from japan that american math teachers make their students do

Ooh. Ching chong. Washee Washee. Nee sha nee! You nee do ken ken

by Obama Bin Laden June 24, 2023

kenning

A poetic device, describing a word or a phrase in a metaphoric.

A boat.

Kenning: *A wave rider*

by YTAZURE February 18, 2016

Ken

Awesome but weird lots of fun very interesting and intelligent never really know where you stand with them.

Huge fan of ken

by Thispagewasmadeforme October 06, 2020

Ken

A really great guy. He is a really nice person, has amazing hair, and nice shoes. He has a good sense of humor, but it is in his own unique way. Overall, he is a unique, and great guy so if you know him, you should be grateful because he is an amazing person.

Whoa! That guy has sick shoes and awesome hair!! He must be Ken!

by Dr. JonnyBaboon January 16, 2018

Ken

A guy who acts shy but actually has a big penis

He is a ken

by Kftcnk May 21, 2017

A Ken

Scottish term used to mean "I know." "A" meanin "I" and "Ken" meaning "Know." Usually used in the South Lanarkshire Ayrshire area.

Billy Connolly: Dae you ken Gordon Ramsay?
Gordon Brown: Aye, A ken him.

by RorySteel March 22, 2009