Killuminati

Kill Illuminati

Killuminati mother fuckers! Fuck the New World Order!

by Dancing with Fire July 13, 2011

Kallum

Kallum's are hard working sexy guy's they will do anything for you if they want to. Kallum's have positive rich Future's.

Person 1: wow what kallum
Person 2 idk how he even got so sexy

by Kallum, December 22, 2020

Killuminations

Killuminations is a Mix-tape released (2010) by hip-hop artist Set A Part 302 by way of Wilminton, Delaware he created this word by combining Killuminati (kill- Iluminati) a phrase made by the late Hip Hop Ledgend Tupac, Word meaning kill the illuminati (the Elite) and the word nation. Killuminations is a nation of people that have open their eyes to the truth around them, (9/11 was a inside job) People who are the front line in the war for your mind body and soul, (911 truthers, truthseekers, consiracy theorist, actvist, any one who speaks out to the powers that be. "Seek thruth and unveil the true deception" Killuminations Vol 1 is FREE @ setapart302.com

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by setapart302 August 31, 2010

Kellymate

A term used to describe someone of carrot-coloured hair, a slightly out of proportioned nose, and an ego the size of a small European country who have the ability to place the word 'mate' wherever necessary to further their lad status amongst their (supposed) worthless peers in the face of a Kellymate.

When not playing or talking about rugby, getting leshed (sic) or attaching the air pump to the valve in their head, Kellymates are asleep, although in their dreams they aspire to be ever greater.
Sadly for Kellymates, such plans are thwarted by reality.

Kellymates are often found in the vicinity of a pub pulling a TC ( tactical chunder ) or on the rugby field shouting orders in a self-presumed captain's position or in various facebook photo uploads holding a cheeky pint in one hand, and an equally cheeky cigarette in the other.

Uberlad #1 : Mate, that's Kellymate coming over
Uberlad #2 : Mate, I know. Is that a rugby ball in his hand?
Uberlad #3 : Oh no, he's looking at his blackberry mate, he's going to tell us about his messy noight last weekend.

Kellymate: ALRIGHT MATE? UP FOR A MESSY LESH SESH ON FRIDAY NOIGHT?

Others : Your banter is shit.
Kellymate : NO MATE, MY BANTER IS JUST TOO SICK MATE.

Omniscient voice of truth: Kellymate's banter is shit.

by Ledmiraaal April 11, 2010

Kellam

When you lay a huge fart when seated on a wooden chair/leather couch that has no escape and shoots back up your sphincter as hard as you let it out.

"Holy crap dude you just Kellam'd that chair so hard my feet rumbled!"
"Man i just laid a huge Kellam! My ass is on fire now haha!"

by Iamnotahore123 December 16, 2011

Kallum

Kallum: A God amongst men, like's to hide his feelings around his friends. He can cause pain and misery to anyone that gets in his way. His love life is a secret but if you were to ask any of the women he went out with they would say he's amazing.

I saw "Kallum" the other day and I thought to myself how is his love life going

by Ben_Joe564 December 6, 2012

Kellyman

A person with a strange fetish for cats.

Cat porn is huge indicator of a kellyman, as well as a web browsing history featuring LOLcatz or someother cat orientated joke site.

Mark: He totally had cat porn on his computer!
Dave: He's well a kellyman. Freak.

by anon;) January 28, 2010