Kendel

The best college roommate out there. A mighty fine female who's not only beautiful, but smart as well. A great friend, someone who is up to go shopping or jump in the mud. An all around awesome friend!

"That girl is so cool!"
"I know, she's so Kendel." ;)

by AshOrange22 August 15, 2010

Keenen

Is the perfect man and a sexy being in general. Known to cause even the most loyal of girls to abandon their boyfriends. Talented with girls, music, and owns in every game he plays. Strong like ox. Always competitive, and never loses what he competes in. He is considered to be the "ladies man" and GOD

Keenen: hey
Hot chick: omg you're so amazing
Keenen:yeah I know.
Hot chick:wanna make out
Keenen: you know it

by ~~JT~~ June 11, 2009

keener

A person who is really extra in everything they do, especially academics. They always deny the fact that they are a keener and pretends like they don't do any work, but everyone knows they are lying.

Shaheer: I spent $400 on my school project to make it extra cool and amazing!
everyone: Smh....what a keener...

by the other keener April 4, 2019

Keener

An individual obsessed with academic performance. This person treats every assignment, quiz, and test as if it were a life and death situation. It is imperative for a keener to receive straight A's in every class. If a keener receives a mark less than an A, said keener will wallow in a pool of self-pity and depression. However, keeners quickly recover by doubling their efforts in an attempt to redeem themselves of this failure.

Keeners also exhibit chronic habits which make them easy to spot. A keener will have intense feelings of anxiety about an upcoming test 3 months in advance and then proceed to receive an A later. Keeners also have a calculator at all times in order to calculate their GPA at any given moment in order to reassure themselves that they will receive an A in the course. A keener also possesses the lightning reflexes of a black mamba in order to raise their hand at an astonishing speed to answer any question that the teacher may ask in order to demonstrate their mental prowess. But most important of all, a keener is one that is enthusiastic about learning more than anything else.

Jessica: OH MY GOD! The final is going to be so hard! I'm going to fail this course!! I need to start studying now!

Me: Uhh...classes haven't even started yet and you and I both know you're going to ace this course, you're such a keener.

by KingOfKeeners September 23, 2012

Kender

Someone who gets violently drunk in public and then vehemently denies it.

Bryan was a real kender yesterday

by Srmmmm July 18, 2019

keenergizers

people who radiate keeho energy

you can never trust bitches called “the keenergizers”

by janiatea November 15, 2021

Kenedee

Kenedees are one of a kind. If you're lucky to have one in your life then never let them go. They are incredibly sweet and passionate and will always want whats best for who they care about. They are extremely determined and motivated, not letting anything stop them from achieving their goals. On top of all this, they are some of the most stunning girls in the entire world. Now, Kenedees may experience a short temper but thats okay, its when they stop getting angry at you and don't communicate is when you should worry. You do not want to go to that stage because it's almost irreversible. If you date and hurt a Kenedee, she'll never be able to fully trust you again. So if you date a Kenedee, cherish her, make her feel loved, make her feel like a princess and make her feel important. Kenedees appreciate the small gestures to let her know that you love her. Do not let yourself lose a Kenedee because shes one of a kind and believe me, you'll regret it for the rest of your life.

"Mate, have you seen how Kenedee looks today?"
"Yeah mate, she's angelic"

by Leonaunagi May 5, 2019