Keenan

Keenan is a man with the best looks and the best luck. He always gets the girl he wants and thats just the way it is. You may have a hot lookin' girl but Keenan has a better one or, he is about to steal your girl. The stealing of your girl will be easy due to his amazingly good looks and luck, oh and don't forget talent. Keenan is a soccer players name, so he will kick you in the balls. Keenan can be white or black but who really cares? The name itself is so sexy to the point where girls that are ugly just automatically fall on the ground. This falling on the ground is called passing out which is what Keenan does with his penis. He passes it out for all the beautiful ladies and the ladies indeed accept. And yes, Keenan loves the putang, it is the exact opposite of a gay name. Give Keenan that putang.

Example 1.
Person #1: Who's the new guy?
Person #2: Oh that's Keenan.
Person #1: ...I'm a guy and I have the sudden feeling of gay in me.
Person #2 Happens to everyone man, don't give in though, he will definitely not turn gay.

Example 2.
Girl: Why do I have this sudden urge to shove something in every one of my holes?
*Looks around and sees Keenan*
Other Girl: We all get that feeling... *Passes out*

by kjsoccer19 February 3, 2010

Keenan

a great friend

hi keenan

by suckit696969lmao July 11, 2020

Keenan

Someone who is nice and handsome. They are usually pretty happy but when theyre upset, they are really upset. They have alot of friends and hate to have enemies.Usually an irish name, most keenans are usually foreign or african american.

Dude, ur such a keenan.

by doctor doomsday December 7, 2009

Keenan

An amazing person who is the best friend anyone could ever have. He's sweet, funny, super smart, always uses big words, is really freaking hot, has a rockin' bod, and makes every girl want him.

"Keenan, I want you so bad. You're amazing." -Olivia
"I know, but I love Alexis, not you. Sorry." -Keenan
"Okay, I'll stay out of the way, since she's your GIRLFRIEND and all. And I'm just a friend." -Olivia

by Girlfriend of Keenan. October 18, 2011

Keenan

Typically the bravest of his friends. The superhero of the group.

You can't save everyone, you're not Keenan you know?

by supernamer February 7, 2018

Keenan

Someone who is confident, has the courage to ask a girl out even though he knows he’ll get rejected, he’s a man’s / women’s best friend, he’s shy, smart, plays video games a lot, but also makes sure to have family time, doesn’t get many Girlfriends, doesn’t mind school, but it isn’t his favourite.

If you have a Friend named Keenan, treat him well.

by Ts_killer November 8, 2021

Keenan

Derives from an African word meaning King. A person of fierce competition and a desire to succeed. Commonly mistaken for the actor Keenan from Keenan and Kel on Nickelodeon.

Keenan like the guy on Keenan and Kel??????

by Original Keenan July 10, 2006