That Bitch Be Suckin' On My Keezok.
by Johnny Poison February 17, 2009
Get the Keezok mug.Semi-mythical bird often found in the far north of Alaska and Canada. It is often found when temperatures dip below -20 degrees below 0, and while it is never seen it is easily recognized by its call:
"Kee-Keee-Keee-RIST ITS COLD OUT HERE!"
It can sometimes be found much further south than its normal range, migrating the during winter months.
"Kee-Keee-Keee-RIST ITS COLD OUT HERE!"
It can sometimes be found much further south than its normal range, migrating the during winter months.
Overheard in Alaska:
"Hey, PVT. Jones, we need a new box of grid squares; go see the supply SGT."
"You got it, Sarge." Opens Door. "KEEE-KEEE-KEEE-RIST ITS COLD OUT HERE!"
Sarge: "Looks like you just found the KeeKee Bird!"
"Hey, PVT. Jones, we need a new box of grid squares; go see the supply SGT."
"You got it, Sarge." Opens Door. "KEEE-KEEE-KEEE-RIST ITS COLD OUT HERE!"
Sarge: "Looks like you just found the KeeKee Bird!"
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Get the keeza mug.A state of temporary immunity used in playground games. This immunity is initiated by a number of methods, the most common involving sticking your thumbs in the air and simply shouting "Keezees!". Thus, you are exempt from whatever game is being played, and are immune from being picked, "tagged", etc.
*bends down to tie shoe-laces as "it" person approaches*
"Ah'm keezees, by the way! Ye canny tag me!"
*"it" person slopes off dejected, in search of another victim*
"Ah'm keezees, by the way! Ye canny tag me!"
*"it" person slopes off dejected, in search of another victim*
by Unwept, the Lone Magpie November 10, 2008
Get the Keezees mug.A Loyal man willing to make sacrifices for not only his family but his friends. If you have yourself a Keezy keep him.
Them: Keezy always doing some when I don’t have the money
Him: just ride , imma handle it at the door
Him: just ride , imma handle it at the door
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