keegan

Keegan, a term derived from the plumbers merchants, meaning not bothered or too lazy.

dave: dude, you going diving
shane: nah im too keegan

by crazy toyota dude June 11, 2006

keegan

Unit of measurement, similar to a bushel, determined by how many of the object being measured can fit inside of a 6' 2", 21 year old male weighing roughly 180 lbs.

Hard as I tried, I was unable to fit a full keegan of dildi inside of myself.

by Ace Magnum December 23, 2009

keegan

A person who parties hard and has humiliating pictures taken of themselves while they are inebriated.

Person 1: "Dude, did you see all the photos from last night's party?"
Person 2: "Naw man, any funny ones?"
Person 1: "Oh definitely. This one guy pulled a fucking keegan and there are pictures of him deep-throating a 151 bottle."
Person 2: "Classic."

by mclovin101 November 27, 2009

keegan

Keegan is quite the silly goose. He smells like dust and fritos. His super thicc in the toes. He has big fat balls and he’s built like big foot.

Me: Keegan
Keegan: What?

Me: nice balls!
Keegan: Thanks!

by AyishaAbou November 22, 2022

Keegan

Keegan is a boy so sweet, kind, and incredibly handsome he makes every girl swoon. Any girl who has a Keegan is so damn lucky to have him. Keegan plays video games and stays awake for the girl he loves. He would do anything for her. Any girl lucky enough to have a Keegan better keep him. He will do anything to make you laugh, or smile. He brightens up everyone’s day.

Girl- i love Keegan

Person- No shit! Who doesn’t ?

by A14428 July 28, 2018

Keegan

Has the biggest cock!

Wow that’s a keegan

by Weindnfnfijnew$j April 12, 2019

Keegan

Even though he jacks off he’s still the funniest guy in the world

Keegan is very funny
Even though he beats his meat

by Kidswillbekids September 25, 2019