The hypothesis that the size of a male's penis is inversely proportional to how much of an asshole they are.
Person A: That guy is such a dick.
Person B: Ironically, according to Keasey's Law, he has a small dick too.
Person B: Ironically, according to Keasey's Law, he has a small dick too.
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Crazy Mother Fucker from Rhode Island, whom is obsessed with death, destruction, Techno, Death to America, and Communism. unofficially voted 3rd most likely to bomb the school.
ie: back in 2003 He was absent from schol on the day of a bomb threat. he claimed it wasn't him cuz "if i were to call in a bomb threat, i would actually put a bomb in the bleachers by the football field. So that when everyone was evacuated to them they'd all DIE."
even some of the teacher believed he did it
also known as: Sancho, Gonzo, Keevester
gets very upset if you don't know the diff between Atomic bomb and nuclear device!
he sung in the choir and was in the band... i think, any way he played Rugby and was known as Ninja... why? idk
and for some unknown reason he was awesome at dancing!?
all in all he is one Crazy Mother Fucker whom claimed his pupose was to kill everyone in the world in order to save them?!!!
ie: back in 2003 He was absent from schol on the day of a bomb threat. he claimed it wasn't him cuz "if i were to call in a bomb threat, i would actually put a bomb in the bleachers by the football field. So that when everyone was evacuated to them they'd all DIE."
even some of the teacher believed he did it
also known as: Sancho, Gonzo, Keevester
gets very upset if you don't know the diff between Atomic bomb and nuclear device!
he sung in the choir and was in the band... i think, any way he played Rugby and was known as Ninja... why? idk
and for some unknown reason he was awesome at dancing!?
all in all he is one Crazy Mother Fucker whom claimed his pupose was to kill everyone in the world in order to save them?!!!
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Gabriel Ladas: man shut yo
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