Keats

Keats is an alternative word to mate, friend, buddy etc.

y'alright keats?

'ello keats!

by BUFC June 14, 2011

keating

Eating while keying on the computer at work

Keating makes work much more enjoyable

by Satchel2012 December 4, 2012

On Keat

On track or on the way.

How far away are you?
On keat. Maybe 5 min.

by Beatle and Pix July 27, 2018

keating

n; an extremely large vaginal wart. See also herpes

You know the whore on 23rd and Main? Well I heard she has contracted keating and is spreading it to all of the guys now.

by u8myc00kie May 1, 2006

Keating

To be discovered retrospectively on facebook to have been wearing the same clothes three days in a row, probably owing to the effects of excessive drinking.

A: Wow, I've just noticed Johnny is wearing the same shirt every day in this new album.
B: I know, what a Keating.

by thickit3 August 1, 2010

keates

Verb. The act of vomiting in a pub in front of everybody, especially when one of the onlookers is an attractive barmaid who then has to mop up after you.

I was out last night and ended up doing a keates in O'Neills.

by Spazmong November 12, 2004

Keates

Another word for Wanker. To Keates is basically to Wank.

Johns gone for a Keates
"That boys a Keates"

by Repta777 August 3, 2009