Kazooicide

An act in which someone plays a kazoo for 5 hours. Kazooicide is completely and utterly unrelated to suicide

Bill: I’m gonna commit kazooicide

Bob: Wait you have so much to live for
Bill: No I’m playing a kazoo for 5 hours idiot

by screwhillary2018 October 22, 2019

Banjo-Kazooie Ass

Very easily mistaken as an abnormally painful case of swamp ass, Banjo-Kazooie Ass (BKA) almost exclusively happens when you must taken an unwanted post shower shit. BKA is basically when you shit with a wet ass. This is very painful and feels as if Banjo and Kazooie are jumpin around in your ass doin a little level action.

“bro why you sittin so weird bro”
“bro ive got unreal Banjo-Kazooie Ass rn gotta get comfortable somehow dog”

by Emike5 July 13, 2022

banjo-kazooie

When a lass is blowing you off like a kazoo and snaps your banjo

Have you heard about Scott, some big lass did a banjo-kazooie on him the other night.

by micky217 December 30, 2022

kazoongies

A set of great tits, usually firm, perky, perfectly shaped.

Shes got the best kazoongies I've ever seen.

by Phil Archer & Ben Sainty September 19, 2007

Kazooing

The act of using a kazoo

... and Harris stood in the crowd kazooing at his fellow friend.

by Amanda <3 May 29, 2006

kazooie

A group of kazoo players.

That kazooie group are extremely loud.

by forresterlizzie February 12, 2020

banjo-kazooie

A terribly shit game.

I may like Nintendo, but this game was a pile of mucus.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 13, 2003