Karli

A name with no practical definition on Urban Dictionary.

Let's look up Karli on Urban Dictionary!
Nah dude dont do that, all the definitions are shit.

by The Platycorn January 16, 2011

Karli

ass goblin, cum bubble, fuck nut, fuck ball, shit pisser, dick wagon, ass taxi, pussy fart, cunt muffin, asslicker, lord queef, blonde mushroom, cringe professional.

Look at Karli oh wait, she will turn you into stone. She is so ugly. She is a ugly piece of ugly.

by funnyperson011 April 10, 2017

karli

she is the sweetest person you can hang around she will help you out with stuff she doesn't care what no one says

v1:yall look here comes karli

v2:shes so sweet

by cookieeater09 July 18, 2021

Karli

This particular person has an abnormally large forehead and enjoys stealing other girls' men. She is a major player but doesn't realize it at all. Most of the time has blonde hair and man bodies, but will capture you with her green eyes. Most guys think she is pretty but once they get in her pants they soon realize its like throwing a hot dog down a hall way (she has a large vag). When you meet this girl tell her she is pretty and you will have her forever.

Guy: Hey karli wanna bang?
Karli: FUCK YES BITCH!!!
Guy: Can we do it up the butt since your vagina is so stretched?
Karli: Sure but my ass is so huge you wont find it.

by tossmysaladbitch December 28, 2010

Karli

Moron, Doofus, Asswipe, Freakazoid, bitch, Slut, Skank, Whore, bitch...wait didn't I already say that?
One who sleeps/dates (with) several men at the same time.
Also known as Webcam slut.

"Here Derek, give you my cell number." Says Karli, "No wait... give me your pants...

by John Lett November 24, 2004

Karli

the nicest coolest greatest girl
ever. great with comebacks. hard to win her trust. can be a bitch if provoked. usually Pisces

Damn, I love Karli

by harrystylesisgoals May 3, 2016

Karli

A girl, usually blonde, with a flat chest but a very large butt, that she enjoys showing off, often called a "ghetto booty". She has teeth that are very straight, but are very yellow. She talks in severe mono-tone and almost never shows any emotion. People around her usually feel very uncomfortable when having a conversation with her. She is extremely atheist, and is inconsiderate about other people's feelings about religion. She thinks she is very hot but people who know her tend to disagree. She also has a terrible sense of style that most people deem "cheep" and "unclassy." Over-all she is someone who tries to be a total attention whore, but nobody gives a shit.

1: "Oh my goodness, who is that girl wearing ugly ass sweatpants and a sweat shirt?!?!"
2:"Good god...Thats a definite Karli."

1: "Yeah, My boyfriend saw this one girl with a huge ass, and he whistled at her, and when she turned around... he saw what she looked like...he projectile vomited all over my face..."
2: "Damn...That must be one ugly ass Karli."

by KoolManLady January 23, 2011