1 definition by tossmysaladbitch

This particular person has an abnormally large forehead and enjoys stealing other girls' men. She is a major player but doesn't realize it at all. Most of the time has blonde hair and man bodies, but will capture you with her green eyes. Most guys think she is pretty but once they get in her pants they soon realize its like throwing a hot dog down a hall way (she has a large vag). When you meet this girl tell her she is pretty and you will have her forever.
Guy: Hey karli wanna bang?
Karli: FUCK YES BITCH!!!
Guy: Can we do it up the butt since your vagina is so stretched?
Karli: Sure but my ass is so huge you wont find it.
by tossmysaladbitch December 29, 2011
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