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person that is obsessed with another person, but that other person does NOT like them back!
Oh my God, Lindsy... That boy is such a Kapua!
Kapua by brooke_aka_boobie February 10, 2009

kapua and kapi 

the best love that was ever created bitches. this isn't just a friendship. it's a superbly sculpted and unlike any other love ever created. though they've known each other for a short period of time, the one time that they've spent together was better than all of your best days and nights combined. mess with them or any of their friends, and you'll end up hanging off of the Konia building at Kamehameha Schools. love them or hate them-or for crying out loud be jealous of them- kapua and kapi will always remain<3
'May First kapua and kapi!'
a KING; a god of physics; a meme lord
anything they say is quotable
"Did you see how they aced the Rotational Dynamics test? What a Kanuga!"
Kanuga by dorathelamborgini June 13, 2018

Dookie Kapua 

Another term for releasing the gross excrement from your body
Friend: Where are you going?
Me: I gotta go "dookie kapua" !!
Dookie Kapua by Sonnny Jins December 13, 2021
hot. smart. not like other bitches.
damn how can i be more like kayuga
kayuga by notkayuga February 5, 2025

Ichiban Kasuga

An Ichiban Kasuga Is When a Franchise Introduces a New Main Character Just To Partially Ignore him And Put Him As a Pre-Order Bonus And So On
Man That Dude Got Ichiban Kasuga'd So Hard
Ichiban Kasuga by Ryu Ga Gotoku March 11, 2026