kaptain

sexier way to spell captain, but with a k.

im the kaptain of this ship, im sooooo sexy

by kaptaiiin March 7, 2021

Alex Kapranos

Lead singer and rhythm guitar from Scottish base band Franz Ferdinand. Born to a Greek father and English mother, moved to Scottland to study at Glasgow's University. Was in many other bands prior to FF, like The Yummy Fur as bass player.
Currently has a girlfriend and has bad asthma. He is allergic to animals like fur and feathers, but not humans.

"I'm so free I could lacerate" - Love And Destroy

by Monserrat July 7, 2004

Katana

Katana

A long solid shit the size of a small sword

So big it needs its own word

You should see that Katana I left in the WC

by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020

icky-icky-icky-icky-kapang-zoop-boing

Word adopted by the Knights Whom Until Recently Said Ni after a certain quest was completed by King Arthur's knights.

We are no longer the Knights Who Say "Ni!" We are now the Knights Who Say...Icky-Icky-Icky-Icky-Kapang-Zoop-Boing!

by Contrary Mary December 8, 2002

Kaptain Krunk

the art of gettin krunked, one so adept as he is the kaptain king of krunked be it on mad beers, mad cheers, liquormaster

you know why I funnel 4 beers in one sitting? Cuz i'm KAPTAIN KRUNK!!!!

by Kaptain Krunked November 14, 2007

katana

A slightly-curved, single-edged sword carried by the samurai in fuedal Japan. Contrary to popular belief, the katana was not the primary weapon used by samurai, and was mostly used only for dueling or ceremonial purposes. Over the last few decades, movies and anime have exaggerated the sharpness and durability of the weapon to a point where many people now believe katanas to be some kind of indestructable super-sword.

"Following World War II, many American GIs brought home katanas looted from Japanese officers."

by Deej July 16, 2004

Redneck Katana

A piece of rebar, or other very heavy material, with a grip made of tape at the end. This is designed to simulate a sword for forms, while ramping up the challenge involved.

Hiro is in his 20-by-30 at the U-Stor-It. He is spending a little time in Reality, as per the suggestion of his partner. The door is open so that ocean breezes and jet exhaust can blow through. All the furniture - the futons, the cargo pallet, the experimental cinderblock furniture - has been pushed up against the walls. He is holding a one-meter-long piece of heavy rebar with tape wrapped around one end to make a handle. The rebar approximates a katana, but it is very much heavier. He calls it redneck katana.
- Snow Crash, Neal Stephenson

by mortal sky September 8, 2010