Even with my masters degree in medical biotechnology I don't know half as much about drugs as "The Real Kaptain Krunk"
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Get the The Real Kaptain Krunk mug.Real ass guy, Got hands like Mike Tyson, Balls like Brandon Ingram with Ja Morant undertones, Acts broke to stay rich, 40' vert, A certified ring fighter that has Blood friends, Hottest Nav Fan, First Nav fan, Got a bipolar closet due to the fits being thrown, Never reaches out first, Might be transgender the way he switches up on guys for the sack, Doesn't wipe his ass cuz he can't let shit bother him, Certified V-Lone thug, Got 2k hours on Among Us, Partime barber from cutting all loose ends, Catch him in the back of class trading, Loves CP, Always quiet from the money on his mind, Never arguing with a girl that look like she snuck onto Earth,
You see that boy Kaptain? He was balling like he in the NBA. Ain't he got that metal plate in his jaw?
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