Your momma seems so fat because she has a kankle.
by AJVoyles June 1, 2011
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Around the Ankle area.
Around the Ankle area.
JJB was a real pussy, He said he could chug the Boot, but he left a kankle. OR:
Silo was wise enough to Chug to the Kankle before the boot exploded in his face. OR:
Peter Downed His entire boot and Jager only toped him off with a frikken Kankle.
Silo was wise enough to Chug to the Kankle before the boot exploded in his face. OR:
Peter Downed His entire boot and Jager only toped him off with a frikken Kankle.
by Peter Douglas October 17, 2008
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the KANKLE is in between the knee and the ankle. some people refer to it as shin. but it is also called a kankle.
by beckythechicken June 3, 2019
Get the Kankle mug.The infamous Kankle Lock is an extraordinary technique that a fat girl/woman uses in which she locks onto a guy (possibly intoxicated) at a party/bar/event, until he eventually submits and has sexual intercourse with her.
The Kankle Lock can also result in a Kankle Injury. In which it is not only possible, but easier to be submitted by Kankle Locks in the future.
The Kankle Lock can also result in a Kankle Injury. In which it is not only possible, but easier to be submitted by Kankle Locks in the future.
Rich: "Man Chuck I can't believe you just had sex with that whale."
Chuck: "I couldn't help it brother. She got me in that kankle lock, and I had to tap."
Chuck: "I couldn't help it brother. She got me in that kankle lock, and I had to tap."
by RobTheReef July 4, 2009
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What's that rumbling in the distance? Oh it's the nasty kankle-monster huffing towards her next binge-meal.
by amoyoy August 12, 2007
Get the Kankle-Monster mug.A time span running from february 14th to march 23rd. where the U.S. government harvests the kankles of all citizens over 100 pounds. they take a knife and cut off the kankle where it is then shipped to New York to the kankle processing plant which turns the kankles into thousands of rubber based products. often used as an alternative energy source to fight global warming.the government encourages the new obesity of its citizens so that they can use their kankles for manufacture and trade as well a powersupply as kankles are form of oil.
by kanklesauresrex March 4, 2009
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