Jonny kane

Name of the Strongest and most powerful human being alive. He is sent by God to keep everything balanced on planet earth. He is currently a naval aviator but he used to be a doctor, astronaut, scientist etc. His tales are known everywhere. He is known for erasing dinosaurs from planet earth because he loved eating their meat. He has defended planet earth from all sort of extraterrestrial threats. He alone can destroy entire universe but he chooses not to do it. Every single super hero character is inspired from Jonny Kane.

“Dude did you hear what happened to planet Pluto?”
“Yeah man it just got Jonny Kaned.”

by Booty Slayer June 20, 2020

KaneMining

This bitch who is the best 4k rhythm player In the world

KaneMining is the best player

by anonymous August 17, 2021

kaneland

A high school also known as cocaineland, full of crack heads and girls trying to get over a thousand followers on instagram. Half the kids will probably drop out to sell drugs, the other half is definitely going to be working at mcdonald’s. The best part about kaneland are the shooting threats that we get about every three weeks. The water here will probably give you led poisoning so don’t drink it. But we do have a 3,000 dollar dinosaur statue so i think that’s a necessity everyones school should have.

That kid at kaneland sold me a gram for 30 dollars

The juul room at kaneland is occupied

Nothing like the fresh smell of weed in morning at kaneland

by marijuana101 January 22, 2020

Kaneki Ken

1) The main character in a show called Tokyo Ghoul.

2) Someone who didn’t deserve any of the bad things that happened to him

Sane person: Kaneki Ken is an amazing guy who deserves a happy ending.

by Kholl0238 January 1, 2018

Miles Kane

Referred to as the mod apprentice and love child of paul mccartney and liam gallagher. One of the best performers about with the greatest wardrobe

Miles Kane is the saviour of guitar music

by LeeeB November 25, 2013

Kanellos

v.) to whip out the ballsack and put it on people's shoulder, neck, or back.

n.) an awkward dance

adj.) dirty, hair, horny, scummy

"I'm going to Kanellos you, if you don't listen to what i say."

"I do not know how to do the Kanellos."

"Why is that kid so Kanellos?"

by The mysterious BALLSACK November 13, 2011

Lana Kane

Lana Kane is the extremely tall and sexy counter part of Sterling Archer. She was the top field agent at Isis until the US government shut it down. Now she is struggling to make ends meet as a Private investigator while raising her daughter Abbiejean Kane-Archer. She clearly has repressed emotions for the great sterling archer, he also has them for her. However they are constantly at each others throats. Arguing and making fun of each other. She is always letting her petty emotions and desire to one up her true love sterling archer blow for blow, like sleeping with cyril who eventually cheated on her withhowever she is no where near as succesful.

Archer: "Lana....." *lana tries to ignore archer*...*slightly louder* "lana".....*archer inhales deeply* "LANAAAAA!"
Lana: "WHAT!"
Archer: "Dander Zone...." *chuckles*
.....*lana shoots archer in right foot*.....

"- Okay, so do you mind if I take a little? Lana Kane! Just because now you're not the only black agent - Hey, that is not - Urban.
Whatever." Mallory and lana season 1 episode 3 diversity hire.

by GeraldM December 5, 2016