Kakuna Matata

Kakuna Matata is a Pokemon Philosophy:

"No matter what attack is used against you, you can always use Harden."

Kakuna Matata is the evolution of thick skin

I roll with the punches. You know? Kakuna Matata

by The SamWow Guy October 21, 2010

Kalana

THE HEAVENS, THE SKY, THE ROYAL ONE (in Hawaiian);

FORGIVENESS: derivation of Kala-kala (formal and binding statement to the effect: I release you from the wrong, thus I may be released from it) - the official unentanglement of all parties

(This is where the word kalana comes from, and why it doesn't just mean 'forgiveness' in the English sense, because that denotes blame and victimization, but 'forgiveness' as a recognition that the world is not a perfect place, and none of us are perfect beings.)

Kalana as a pro-noun; or for use in Hawaiian language

by RED SOUL February 7, 2010

Big Kahuna

A turd that is solid and long. It will be tapered at both ends, like a large joint. These usually leave a clean first wipe when performed well and may require more than one flush to get it down Mr Toilet Bowl's hole. These are ideal, friendly turds. A shitter's best friend.

I ate 7 meals yesterday and as soon as I woke up, a Big Kahuna was begging to be released. I shat it out and praised god for his wonderful mercy.

by sir manth February 9, 2009

Kalubala

The Newest riding Name for marijuana, Kalubala was invented by local PotHeads Junior Martinez and Junior Solis. They came across this name by fucking around trying to invent a new language. When they started saying "Kalubala' over and over agian one of them said "brooo, Kalubala means Marijuana maannn" And thus the new trending nick name arose from the shadows of Stoner Engineering. KALUBALA!

Jr Solis: "Hey Jr lets go get some Kalubala maan!!"
Jr Martinez: "Oooh! Kalubala"

by Agent Bud August 12, 2014

Kalina

Kalina is amazing and awesome. She is perfect in every way and is very nice. She is caring and the most beautiful girl ever. She has a great sense of humor. She is very perfect and pretty.

That Kalina is perfect

by Awetzbdjsn February 6, 2019

King Kahuna

A rude, malicious, tyrannical person who took advantage of Natural Selection's best modder (see wordVoogru/word). Was known to use cheats that was accidentally implemented into NSAdmin. In the end, he was ousted by Voogru and the community of voogru.com. Upon his ousting, he deliberately stooped to the intelligence level capable of a 3rd grader, using ban threats, IRC insults, and even threatening to call the FBI on people in false accusations.

Commonly seen with lapdogs kittymor and Landshark, and his prepubescent idiot of a son, Prince Kahuna.

Also seen in urbandictionary.com making up false stories so bad, the critics want to hold a .357 to their head screaming "END IT NOW!"

Synonyms: wordasshat/word

NSPlayer: Hey King, where did you get that stuff? Half of that isn't researched yet!
KingKahuna: nsa_ban NSPlayer

by Godfather September 4, 2003

Kalena

One Independent girl.Not the prettiest flower in the garden but sure is the best. Very intelligent and can sing better than most people. Loves to dance big fan of animals and making new friends. Is more of a winter person an usually has very gorgeous eyes. Most Kalena's have acne because they like to run and don't sweat often and that turns ito bacteria. Kalena's are very romantic and will do anything for her loved ones. Most commonly a female name. Almost everyone would love to tap her. She flirts often but never notices it Kalena's are very seductive and can make almost anyone fall in love with her. Loves to make friends and loves it when she has a serious relationship with a boy she really like or loves! She is also usually very smart and a badass!

Max: Damn look at that Kalena girl I hope she likes me!

Chris: Nah man she's too god for any of us!

Kalena: Hi Chris hi Max whatcha talkin bout?

Max: you.

Kalena:oh really? What about me?

Max: I know your gonna say no but wanna go out?

Kalena: Umm, YEA TOTALLY!!!

by emoKisses13XxXx December 18, 2010