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KAKE

Pronounced like cake; because a day without cake is a day without love.

KAKE is the name for four crazy girls who met at Hardin-Simmons University

They are as follows:

Kaity - Compulsive road sign theif and provider of coffee; Professional one woman air band.

Ana - Pixy Stix addict and movie buff. Likes to scare people while brandishing vacuum cleaners and wearing bat wings.

Kristin - OCD expert in Musicology and Expo marker fiend. Currently in a love affair with post-it notes.

Emily - Future motorcycle grandma and resident theologian. Rubber ducky collector and knitting extraordinaire.

KAKE can usually be found wreaking havoc in Wal-Mart, 7-11, McDonald's, or Whataburger; these are known among them as "Our Eternal Saviours Next to Jesus Christ".

KAKE's hobbies include knitting, drinking coffee, dreaming up future tattoos, listening to and making music (sometimes silently in the case of the one woman air band), discussing enthralling subjects such as kangaroos emitting lazer beams from their tales, dancing the Time Warp, and decorating bathrooms with silly messages and drawings in Expo markers.

They are known to hang around with their good friend, Archana, or Archie, who allows KAKE to sample her fabulous cooking. She is known affectionately as Freakazoid.
KAKE lovingly cares for their pet fish, Habbukkuk, who is made of paper and lives on the door of room 405.
Rufus: Let's go to the cool house!

Penelope: What's the cool house?

Rufus: The KAKE house!
by Henrietta Schminderkoff January 18, 2009
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kaked

Totally wiped out! Fast asleep with no sign of waking after a busy day.
The baby has been running riot all day and is now kaked
by Rainbow kisses February 7, 2014
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Baby Kakes

A word you use to decribe a cute thing.
A: that Caleb is.. i don't know how to decribe it
B: That Caleb is soooooo Baby Kakes.
by The Legendary Altanian October 24, 2018
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Ho Kake

Someone who is a hoe and likes to be in the middle of a three-some.
Tarra is a little Ho Kake, she sleeps around.
by Allison August 19, 2003
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Kush Kake

Someone that is a poser stoner, or who knows nothing about weed and acts like they do.

Relating to the food product "Kush Kakes" that have nothing to do with weed but imply they do.
"Dude I walked by this guy smoking.. IM SO BAKED!" "Shut up Kush Kake "
by Mr Goofy Goober November 22, 2011
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Tasty Kake

A attractive male or boy who is good looking enough to eat.
"Damm girl the club is thick as hell, its full of tasty kake's!"
by Ms. 305 June 14, 2006
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youtube kake

German word for ytp (see also: youtube poop)
A: What does YouTube Poop mean in German
B: (German) Youtube Kake
by Sheeshsquatch69 June 15, 2020
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