jpmanzane

the best person in the world

look it's jpmanzane! he's so cool

by not jpmanzane February 24, 2021

JPMS

Jewish PMS. Also stands for pre-matzah-syndrome

Lacey Mark is so JPMSing

by JAY JEE June 18, 2004

jpmpwgtm

Acronym for the common phrase "just peed my pants while grinning to myself." It is usually used when an individual has literally peed his or her pants after being told a funny joke. Notice it is not laughing and peeing but grinning and peeing. The word is used mainly by people who have mangled vocal cords and also those who generally hate laughter.

Tardy: "Guess what?"
Farty: "What?"
Tardy: "Chicken butt!"
Farty: "JPMPWGTM!!!! THAT'S WUZ SOOOOO FUNNY!!!!! I ACTUALLY CRAPPED MY PANTS TOO HAHAH!"

by sammyj poophat March 10, 2008

Jpma

short for " Just pissed myself a little". In the same wheelhouse of LMFAO or LOL. Usually use in the form of a text when something funny you shared with someone else.

Did you get that pic? Jpma That was hilarious.

by The deej June 10, 2016

JPMPL

Just peed my pants laughing

I almost JPMPL at a joke because of my incontinence from giving birth to baby number three.

by MommyProbs March 2, 2017

jpmsexual

being in love or attracted to james patrick march from american horror story. hotel

sally: i’m in love with james patrick march
emma: that means your jpmsexual

by jpmsexual January 6, 2021

jpmsupremacist

jpmsupremacist loves the ahs cast and the show. Shes a little obsessed that’s sus...anyway Evan peters.

jpmsupremacist is ugly in pretty way

by g_g.edits July 10, 2021