S.J.P

Social Justice Paladin

An S.J.W of the highest order. The S.J.P have all the properties of a S.J.W, but the feeling of moral superiority and years-long validation from their peers, have made them highly resistant to non-physical attacks, and granted them an additional boost to physical strength.

Identifying an S.J.P: An S.J.P will not only be unable to tolerate dissenting views, but they will not tolerate the existence of those with dissenting views. For this reason they are easily identifiable, as they usually roam town equipped with Claymore-sized long swords.

S.J.P: Time to spread diversity with my own hands, via the process of NPC elimination.

by Celtsincloset March 5, 2021

JPS1

A "JPS1" stands for: Just Plain Stupid One. A typical JPS1 can be found, or at least their incoherent scratchings can be found on blogs or the comment sections of most websites. A JPS1 has a ton of opinions, and little if any practical knowledge and always holds everyone else to a higher standard than he does himself. The only thing that could be worse than finding a comment from a JPS1 on a blog, would be finding the JPS1 in person. There should be a law that requires all JPS1's to wear a sign, or perhaps a special hat, so that us normal folk can identify them from a distance and thus remove the possibility of any type of conversation or accidental contact.

"The guy that left that nonsensical comment on my blog is a classic JPS1."

by A. Nonymuss1 January 30, 2010

JPS Unit

a.k.a. "Juicy Poop Shooter" - Term typically used to describe the buttocks of a curvaceous woman. May also be broken down into subcategories to further describe the type of buttocks observed. The following subcategories have been developed and defined:

D Series - as in "dirty" or unappealing. Looks like it could use a good washing and scrubbing.
P Series - as in "plump" or voluptuous.
S Series - as in "sloppy" or lacking tone or firmness.

"Yo! Did you see that chick's JPS unit? It was definitely a part of the P series!!"

or

"Man! I would really like to hit that! She has got a serious JPS unit!"

by donlapalma November 23, 2009

Jpsh

A Jpsh is an angry irish man that walks around the land with his diamond sword, making all cavemen unable to speak.

“I got killed recently by a Jpsh, so sad”

“Jpsh died of ligma”

by eGirlDillon July 24, 2018

JPSC

The club you join if your pussy stinks

Her pussy really stinks she must be a member of the JPSC

by Jexma September 7, 2021

jps

An acronym for 'John Player Special', a brand of cigarette marketed by Imperial Tobacco LLC (Imperial Brands Ltd. in Canada). The John Player Special brand is well known for its less chemical, yet more bold taste than many blends available on the mianstream market. The signature elegant gold lettering on black packaging has earned the blend the nick name 'The Black Death'. Though Imperial Tobacco has released at least red and white renditions of the package (the latter of which was at one point the subject of a massive advertising spree in the UK), the most popular blend and type remains the International Blend, King Size Black (as opposed to American Blend).

JPS is often (whether true or not) cited as the most potentially health-damaging non-american blend allowed for sale by Health Canada

by Karma April 5, 2005

jps

Jean-Paul Sartre, the famous existentialist philosopher and author of Being and Nothingness, as referred to by people who are tired of trying to pronounce his last name.

1: Is it pronounced "Sart-ruh" or just "Sart"?
2: Huh?
1: You know, the philosopher . . .

2: Oh, you mean JPS?

by sishu7 April 22, 2011