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joshua

A dick, someone who will do anything to get laid.
Joshua will get married for his money, nerd, and his wife will leave him for a monkey's ass. :
joshua: I LIKE MATH.
wife: oh, I'm leaving you.
monkey: EH EH OH OH AHHHH.
wife : for him, the monkey sexy monkey.
by --.\-.--\..-\------.. May 1, 2009
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joshua

lazy, good kid, lame, funny, a fat head (eats alot), always tired, smart, ib student, works at the amc, has a sister named heather, likes chocolate, game head, shot his eye out with a bb, lots of girls like him, hard headed, grouchy
me: jeez a joshua sounds kinda dangerous....he shot his eye out

her: but he sounds really cool
by mysteria2 June 10, 2009
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joshua

a person who is lanky and likes to suck lollipops
your such a joshua !
by aeejay January 16, 2009
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joshua

a cool kid that never fails to make people love him and is by far the most likable guy ever
OMG I JUST MET A JOSHUA HE IS SO COOL DUDE
by Sang je June 3, 2018
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joshua

(chinese) a intelligent and outgoing dark boy who has all the right guy qualities and is the best in the world. A small nipple-like-mass near his stomach makes it seem like he is an alien.
1. he reminds me of joshua, he's so built.
by uglyonessuck October 8, 2008
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joshua

the most annoying piece of shit you'll ever meet.
omg joshua just jelled everyones ears out wtf
by chad 112345345 September 18, 2020
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joshua

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by J 0 S H U A December 30, 2020
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