joshua

A dick, someone who will do anything to get laid.
Joshua will get married for his money, nerd, and his wife will leave him for a monkey's ass. :

joshua: I LIKE MATH.
wife: oh, I'm leaving you.
monkey: EH EH OH OH AHHHH.
wife : for him, the monkey sexy monkey.

by --.\-.--\..-\------.. May 1, 2009

joshua

lazy, good kid, lame, funny, a fat head (eats alot), always tired, smart, ib student, works at the amc, has a sister named heather, likes chocolate, game head, shot his eye out with a bb, lots of girls like him, hard headed, grouchy

me: jeez a joshua sounds kinda dangerous....he shot his eye out

her: but he sounds really cool

by mysteria2 June 10, 2009

joshua

a person who is lanky and likes to suck lollipops

your such a joshua !

by aeejay January 16, 2009

joshua

a cool kid that never fails to make people love him and is by far the most likable guy ever

OMG I JUST MET A JOSHUA HE IS SO COOL DUDE

by Sang je June 3, 2018

joshua

(chinese) a intelligent and outgoing dark boy who has all the right guy qualities and is the best in the world. A small nipple-like-mass near his stomach makes it seem like he is an alien.

1. he reminds me of joshua, he's so built.

by uglyonessuck October 8, 2008

joshua

the guy who constantly says "ur mom jokes" and is secretly the biggest simp in CG

Rohan: Is that Joshua?
Ryan: Yeah man, he's my bitch

by joma_345 December 17, 2021

joshua

the most annoying piece of shit you'll ever meet.

omg joshua just jelled everyones ears out wtf

by chad 112345345 September 18, 2020