Jorgenson

For men, a jorgenson is a great leader among men. The epitome of the male existence. A jorgenson is to be great, indeed if you are not jorgenson you are not great.

For women, a jorgenson is a sexual drive.

Men: "Look at those biceps! He's jorgensoned." or "The jorgenson standard of excellence."

Women: "I'm so jorgenson today."

by Alexander Karensky August 23, 2009

Jorpeng

A word with many filthy meanings that used as a swear, such as : Whore, Bitch, Fucker, Asshole, Shit, Bollocks, etc

A : Hey yo dawg i herd you liek-
B : STFU YOU JORPENG!

by Ngehe January 30, 2010

Newt 'Rebecca' Jorden

The name of a character in the movie "Aliens", produced by 20th Century Fox. Portayed by Carrie Henn. Is an occupant of the "Hadley's Hope" mining colony on the planet LV-426. Has a brother named Timmy and is daughter of Ann and Russ Jorden. Was sent, along with her family to find an alien ship that contained alien parasites that killed their hosts and spawned new aliens. Was the only survivor of the alien attack that clamied the lives of the people in the colony. Newt can also fit into small spaces and crevices where the aliens can't reach her. Was rescued by a team of military personnel who came to the planet to investigate the status of the colony. Formed an emotional bond with Ellen Ripley, the fellow survivor of an alien attack. Was kidnapped by the aliens while escaping from Hadley's Hope and was almost impregnated with an alien embryo, but was saved by Ripley. Newt died when, coming back to Earth, her cryotube was flooded with water after the ship they had been travelling on was attacked by an alien and they were forced into escape pods that jettisoned to an isolated planet. However, she still survives in (the clone version of) Ellen Ripley's memories.

Newt Jorden: "They mostly come at night...mostly."

by crazyrabbits May 6, 2005

Jorden

A man who oftenly says weird and funny stuff as to hide his true emotion. A Jorden normally excepts most people as long as their not annoying. A Jorden will love and treat any women special. Jordens don't smile often. Jordens are some of the most loyal and humble people to meet. If a Jorden is ticked off, in a bad mood or someone makes him mad you best be running for your safety

Girl: "Ou look at Jorden he's so nice"
Girl : "he's just so amazing!"
Girl2: "I know he's so amazing"

by Jorden Dupras April 27, 2019

Jorgenborgen

The Swedish chefs favourite food

I like the jorgenborgen

by benitomussolinio September 29, 2020

Jorgensen

A Nordic word for a human body chiseled in ice by the hands of gods.

He has a perfect body. It's Jorgensen in every way.

by T125 October 30, 2012

Jorden

Jorden great looking guy would do anything for the person he loves. has a great personality can make any girl smile. is by far the most loyal friend in the group. truly a great athlete excels at all sports. jordens like to keep it real and often tell it how it is. jordens are the nicest guys you could meet and have around they can be trusted with anything. jordens are best when born as a leo. some people may see a jorden as cocky but this is just a pure confidence and belief in himself that hes built up over the years. if you ever get a jorden keep him they're a rare breed.

jorden is such a great guy.

did you see what jorden got me?
wait till jorden hears what happened.

by riding my jorden October 11, 2011