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Jorking my shit rn

It's jerking it but your really high and you spell jerking it wrong
Man I'm jorking my shit rn
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Jorking

“I was jorking my penar in my room last night to the mannequin leg”
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Jork

A half ass jerk that can’t get their shit together enough to be a full as jerk.
Joes a hater but he can’t string a sentence together to save his life. What a Jork.
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Jorking it

The act of masturbating violently and excessively anywhere/everywhere.
"Dude, Samuel was jorking it mid-class yesterday
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jork

The act of jerking ur penis in a comical sense.
I’m literally jorking in my jeans right now.
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Jorked

In short to be jorked is to be insanely cool. It is generally used in an exclamation after seeing someone do something wild.
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Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me

MM:Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?
Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
Rigby:You're kinda gay, and then kinda like a f*g.
MM:YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A F*G.
you know who else called me a f*g? my mom.
Skips:I've seen this before. you called him a f*g too many times.
MORDECAI, RIGBY, WE HAVE TO DO CAKE FARTS FOR MM TO CHEER HIM UP.
Mordecai:I don't think i wanna do that.
Benson:Mordecai, Rigby, you're gonna do cake farts for MM or you're FIRED!!
Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?

Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
by YADEAD July 22, 2025
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