joggins

Diarrhoea.

Not good on toast.

I've got the joggins. I knew I shouldn't have eaten that curry.

by Sephraem December 16, 2004

kim jongin

One of the 12 hottest gods from EXO Planet. Stage name is Kai and is the Lead Rapper in EXO-K. Has the ability to teleport. Some people call him "the Dancing Machine" because of his awesome choreography. Has a charismatic face that fangirls, and even fellow member D.O.(Do Kyungsoo) is attracted with.

Girl 1: Who is that EXO-K's Lead Rapper's name?
Girl 2: His name is Kim Jongin a.k.a. Kai. Why do you ask?
Girl 1: I thought he was D.O., because they look alike.

by haruka_rin September 18, 2014

Wrist Jogging

The act of wanking, hand shandy, knocking one out, pulling ones self off,

Mother: wft are you doin under thoese bed sheets timmy?
Timmy: erm, playing tents.
Mother: no thats deffinately wrist jogging !!!!!

by Snarfy June 7, 2009

jogging pants

basically sweat pants, but crazy olds and nutbags call them jogging pants

Charles are you wearing your jogging pants?
Jogging pants are THE COOLEST!!! Time to put on my jogging pants and go for a nice jog.

by GBruce Dutton January 31, 2009

joosin'

The act of receiving an alcohol enema, known as getting joosed.

Man, I could use a good joosin', I needs to get drunk from the bottom-up!

by Leeroy Jenkem February 24, 2009

Joogenspot

Slang from suburbs of Chacago. Its the place you put your joog into a woman.

I'll bet she has a tight joogenspot". "let's go see if there are any joogenspots at the bar

by Joogenman August 11, 2010

Joozinek

The Southpark synonym for a hot chick, a stripper or a hooker, used by aliens. In the Southpark episode 'Cancelled', the boys travel to an alien planet far far away only to realize that the universe is just a weekly TV show aired on FOGLE TV, an alien network, and is supposed to be cancelled !
The aliens refer to the hot strippers in the night club as 'Joozineks'.

Alien 1: Would you look at the heglars on that joozinek?
Alien 2: Oh yeah ! I would hit that all night long !

by Kratos4eva June 7, 2011