jonwangonfire

A term coined for losers who still play Halo Trial, and think they are elites because they are in clans and can headshot 12 year olds who can't afford a real game.

12 year old: "I quit playing Halo Trial"
12 year old friend: "Why?"
12 year old: "too many stupid jonwangonfires"

by escarp December 5, 2010

Jonding

When something is going wrong and not as intended. Often referred to making mistakes and not doing something of low quality.

Ok...we really have to stop jonding or we're going to lose this soccer match.

by greeder69 January 8, 2022

Fat Jonzing

A popular Warri slang used to explain the large extent of a persons mess up/ fuck up.

That was a fat jonzing. I didn’t expect that from you Temi.

by PurpleMurple22 September 16, 2020

Mr.Joning

when someone leaves a meeting, class or an event earlier due to personal stuffs.

He Mr.Joned on the meeting last night, as he needs to catch up with his school work.

Every friday, he Mr.Jones the class at one and a half hour earlier despite knowing that the class ends at 5.

I will be Mr.Joning this zoom meeting, as I need to go watch a movie later.

by Le'Jones October 9, 2021

jonning

passing off a mistake or embarassing situation in a way that makes it seem both intentional and awesome

Through skillful jonning, the trip became a perfectly executed judo roll up to her front door.

by jbmoore4 April 7, 2008

Jonning/To be Jonned

Jonning/To be Jonned is when a close friend almost completely looses contact with the rest of a close knit group. This phrase was first used by black Somalians in inner city slums in places such as East and South East London, Compton, New York and Ashford.

Ananta: "wheres our boy Elliot gone these days?"
Adam W: "Ahhh hes Jonned us man"
Ananta: "What the fuuck! That G is Jonning us? He was one of our closest boys"
Josephy Kylea Jr: "Shit man, it happens to the best of us sumtimes."

Jonning/To be Jonned

by ThaRealestMuhfucka July 6, 2009

jonking

another word for the word 'joking'
if you get bored of just using the word 'joking', use jonking instead. it's funner and it makes people laugh.

"eww your shoelaces are hideous"
"what"
"only jonking, i love them"

by Mrs Ellie Kelly April 28, 2009