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jonkel

A big fat joint. It's a Dutch term but also used outside the Netherlands. Because it sounds so Dutch, it's a pretty popular word among hardcore tokers.
Man, that's one stuffed jonkel you have there. Filled with some crazy ass Netherweed.
by Dick_H July 18, 2005
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jonko klappen

het roken van een jonko, joint
hey heb ne nog jonkos?

ja man fasho

kom jonko klappen
by jemama420 November 6, 2020
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junkoenosnima

junkoenosnima Supports tsumane and she supports Lyn x gru because she can and yea it’s a bit weird sometimesoh ship video 😳😍😫‼️“ oh shit my mom is taken a CRAZZYYYYY SHIT RN 🤣‼️ but yea junkoenosnima is a interesting person for sure oh she cosplays to ig
junkoenosnima cosplays ig and she had 39k on TikTok 😍💪‼️
by himik0yum3no May 19, 2021
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junkoenosnima

Some cosplayer WHO DOES NOT SUPPORT TSUNAME (that’s bad kids don’t do that) she does support Lynn x gru tho because that’s best ship 😫😫😫 she’s also extremely seg c
junkoenosnima is sexy
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Jonko

A smoke stick for people who can't afford real drugs
Heb je een Jonko voor mij, lalala la lala la.
Leg wat gram voor me vrij, lalala la lala la.
Elk uur van de dag, klap ik er een stuk of 8. lalala la lala la.
by Men that elles cen April 21, 2022
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Jonkey

Insult ; meaning lowest form of life humanly possible,Very nasty insult

Derived from a very evil man
"Where did the 22 trillion dollars go ya jonkey cunt"
"Dont pull my pony tail ya jonkey wanker"
by LS1B2K June 2, 2015
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Jonked

A “state of being” induced by any substance that alters the state of your physical and/or psychological function. This adjective is only applicable to substances that have been stigmatized (does NOT apply to alcohol, caffeine and tobacco, despite their medical categorization to be considered drugs). This can be amplified with a nicotine head rush (i.e. borrow that one friend’s vape)

This word is often used in place of more “general” language to specify that one is THOROUGHLY inebriated.

If you imagine that music during sobriety is 2-dimensional, then music while jonked is 3-dimensional where you can hear all the layers and instruments of the songs separately from one another. Some song suggestions for when you’re jonked: Past Life by Børns, Foreplay by Jalen Santoy, Lucy by Still Woozy, and 100 Grandkids by Mac Miller

A common experience of being jonked without external stimuli (no phones, just vibes) may be cases of deep introspective metacognition. You begin to understand yourself and the world from a deeper and more meaningful place, but at the same time, feel so disconnected from reality because there is too much to ever understand.

Although your higher thinking is amplified, your mental ability to perform basic thinking will be impacted. You (or one specific friend) may often forget little things like someone’s cellphone or the tv remote in odd places resulting in long quests to search for the missing object.

One may also say “you are REALLY HiGH” (with lowercase i)
Joah, Nera, and Her are JONKED to the moon and back
by pokemon-go_player42069 March 7, 2020
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