Jolton

A rich entitled person, usually with an IQ of 3.

"mommy, someone emailed me noob again" said Jolton.

by CozThe January 31, 2022

Jolten

he is the worse youtube in history and he is also super gay

wow jolten's new video sucked so much anus he sounds super gay

by JoltenDoesStuff October 6, 2018

Jolteon

An epic pokemon.

A jolteon is the electric evolution of Eevee.
It resembles a fox or dog with spiky yellow fur.

The jolteon looked at the eevee and growled.

by HelloItsMello February 7, 2013

Joltage

What you feel when working on electrical components but forget to turn off the power

I got a lot of joltage when I re-wired my lamp!

by Eric1675 September 20, 2017

Booty Jorts

Short shorts but in a jean version. Can also be when a woman cuts off jean pants leaving very short jean shorts. Denim jeans cuts into short shorts.

I was at the Fountains of Wayne concert, when a middle-aged woman in booty jorts sat down right in front of me.

by eqkfa07 July 21, 2009

Jolt cola bankruptcy

The worst thing ever to happen to mankind, it spells the doom of nerds everywhere.

Nerd 1: zomgz, i just heard the news, jolt cola filed for bankruptcy!!!jolt cola bankruptcy is the worst thing ever!

Nerd 2:what!?!? NOOOOOOOOooooooo... Jolt cola was my lan life!!!!

by a human nerdy being November 26, 2009

Jottsie

A well built, extremely vain individual, forever lacking in common sense. He is very competetive but deep down is essentially an honest person. He woos the opposite sex with his stunningly ripped physique, but subsequently attracts wrong'uns. His athletic build allows him to dabble in many a sport but he is the master of none. Found in different environments, Jottsie's are often located in the gym, opposite a mirror and never far from a well cooked steak, or 4.

Boy1: Yo, do you fancy going to the gym?
Boy2: No way, its full of Jottsies...

Girl A: Who's that stacked goon looking at his reflection?
Girl B: ahhh...Just a Jottsie...

by SpongeBobbish January 22, 2008